The Corrupted Wish Game

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted..... But maybe you should've wished you could land, too.

 

I wish Nightmare Night came more than once a year!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It now comes every week, and Ponyville soon turns into the obesity capital of Equestria.

 

I wish my laptop didn't suck.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It blows... DOWN!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

 

Seriously,... I wish I had the parts needed for me to build my own computer... I really don't like my Potato...

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but the parts are Chinese so your newly-built computer is a piece of crap.

 

I wish I was an evil genius.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, you're Doofenshmirtz. 'Nuff said.

 

I wish that Homestar Runner would have some new stuff.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the new stuff sucks and the website goes under.

 

I wish I was good at making sushi.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Granted, but now the floor is made of lava

 

I wish i could draw

[letterone 1,204]

Granted. You're a terrible artist.

 

I wish Ubuntu didn't SUCK so much.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now it blows.

 

I wish the floor wasn't lava.

[Otter 1,942]

Granted. There is no floor now, and you will fall for the rest of eternity.

 

I wish I wasn't scared so easily.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted, you know have no emotions.

I wish I could talk to animals :3.

Edited May 22, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Otter 1,942]

Granted, but you can't speak with humans anymore, and the only thing the animals say is "Bloopity!"

Edited May 22, 2012 by HylianMadness

[Critical Hit 69]

And your wish is?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. There, I finished your statement. Now if only you made an actual wish...

 

I wish I could find some way to merge two forum games into one, despite the fact that I already did so...

 

I'll bet it's not dial-up...

 

TPAFM will have been banned because of me; Banneed.

 

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you rupture spacetime in the process. Good job.

 

I wish for moar Luna.

Edited May 22, 2012 by Jadefire

[Whiteshade 1,426]

A full season featuring Luna airs, but you go blind and deaf after a parasprite works its way into your brain.

 

I wish I had no liabilities.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, your roof disappears and it starts raining highly acidic acid

 

I wish my corruption made sense

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But only to you.

 

I wish for eleven dollars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You owe me $1500 dollars.

 

Now I wish for a game...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. Enjoy.

 

I wish I didn't owe Ganaram 1500 dollars.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, you owe him 1500 million dollars.

 

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Granted, but it's a wish so inappropriate that you will be banned if you post it

 

i wish someone owed me 1500 million dollars

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It comes with a coupon for one free Ban, valid at any participating "Banned Game" forum game.

 

I wish I'd stop worrying about myself worrying how valid a friend I am...

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, your a terrible friend now.

 

i wish i wasnt stuck in school on my birthday

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you're now stuck in cake.

 

I wish for this wish to be pardoxical and ungranted.