Ask Saw's Jigsaw!

[Erza 581]

Hello members...

I WANT TO ANSWER YOUR QURSTIONS.

i took a vacation from killing, but if you even think about insulting me...

you will REGRET!

LIVE OR DIE! Make your choice!

[DJShy 872]

Why are such a fucking psyco?

[Erza 581]

Why are such a fucking psyco?

You broke the number 1 rule, so i'll play a game with you.

your legs and your left hand only are tied to this machine that will pull them strongly "and you know what happens"

buy your right hand is free that you can hold that gun to your right and shoot fluttershy.

you should decide before time runs out. "the time is 60 seconds only"

LIVE OR DIE! make your choice!

[DJShy 872]

You broke the number 1 rule, so i'll play a game with you.

your legs and your left hand only are tied to this machine that will pull them strongly "and you know what happens"

buy your right hand is free that you can hold that gun to your right and shoot fluttershy.

you should decide before time runs out. "the time is 60 seconds only"

LIVE OR DIE! make your choice!

I choose DIE!!!

 

But first...

 

*shoots T.V.*

 

I don't wanna die looking at that fucking ugly shit storm you call a face

 

*points gun at my left eye; fires*

[Erza 581]

I choose DIE!!!

 

But first...

 

*shoots T.V.*

 

I don't wanna die looking at that fucking ugly shit storm you call a face

 

*points gun at my left eye; fires*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[DJShy 872]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*regenerates after limbs are torn off*

 

*british accent*

 

'Ello, there!

[Erza 581]

*regenerates after limbs are torn off*

 

*british accent*

 

'Ello, there!

WT*?

How did you???

[DJShy 872]

WT*?

How did you???

Dear me, did I give you a scare?

 

Sorry there, old chap!

 

Let me explain. You see, I am what is known as a time lord. I travel though time and space and sometimes die. However, one special thing about us time lords is that, thanks to our two hearts, we can die, regenerate, and be back at peck physical condition.

 

However, our ability doesn't come without a price. When we regenerate, not only is our bodies restored, but our personalities change as well.

 

Now let's see... I'm in a darkened room with a yellow pony, there is a t.v. nearby with a bullet in the screen, what looks like a death trap behind me with severed legs and a left arm stuck in them, and I hear a booming voice.

 

 

 

Not my strangest day, but...

[Erza 581]

i see ...

Dear me, did I give you a scare?

Sorry there, old chap!

Let me explain. You see, I am what is known as a time lord. I travel though time and space and sometimes die. However, one special thing about us time lords is that, thanks to our two hearts, we can die, regenerate, and be back at peck physical condition.

However, our ability doesn't come without a price. When we regenerate, not only is our bodies restored, but our personalities change as well.

Now let's see... I'm in a darkened room with a yellow pony, there is a t.v. nearby with a bullet in the screen, what looks like a death trap behind me with severed legs and a left arm stuck in them, and I hear a booming voice.



Not my strangest day, but...

*Sends a mad brute to kill DJ-Shy3*

YOU MUST DIE!

[DJShy 872]

i see ...

 

 

*Sends a mad brute to kill DJ-Shy3*

YOU MUST DIE!

*regenerates*

 

*same accent; diferent person*

 

Hmm... You! small child sized puppet with clown clown make-up! Any chance you know where I am?

[Erza 581]

*regenerates*

 

*same accent; diferent person*

 

Hmm... You! small child sized puppet with clown clown make-up! Any chance you know where I am?

Meh, nevermind...