Badvice!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Join Trix-EAT CAFETERIA FOOD.

 

How to destroy planet?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Recycle.

 

How do I stop myself from laying on my back and peeing straight up?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Bean burrito.

 

Bugfixing. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Download mycleanpc.

 

How do I make a baby stop crying?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Beat it. (That's bad?)

 

How to improve world economy?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

By listening to politicians.

 

How do I die?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

of embarrassment. easy.

 

I have dreams of impending world doom and destruction. What should I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Do what me, Chaos, and HR do, foot.

 

How do I get my sister to stop singing, without screaming at her?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

rope, and a soundproof closet.

 

Some guy just cut me off in traffic, what do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Go on your phone and ask somepony on the forums.

 

How do I get this guy to forgive me for cutting him off?

Edited March 6, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[IronPuddinG 249]

By slamming on your brakes in front of him and blaming him for running into you.

 

I got my finger stuck in a blender.  How do I get it out *safely*?

Edited March 6, 2013 by IronPuddinG

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You don't. Be a man and hit puree. Get it over with.

 

I work in a phone office. I have an urge to come in early and super glue all the phones down on the hooks. Why am I like that?

Edited March 6, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Shining Wing 201]

Because of YO MAMMA!!!

 

I have no idea how to delete music on Google Play Music, what do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Pirate it.

 

I wanna go to sleep but I wanna stay on the forums, now what?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Sleep is for the weak.  A real man would never sleep.  Everyone on the planet are just pansies.

 

My computer USB's stopped working.  How do I fix them?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Oh they're just sleepy, splash them with coffee.

 

I lost my hatchet. How am I supposed to mine for cotton candy under my fat rolls now?

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Goo to the zoo and enter the lion exhibit. They'll be so happy to see you!  (Don't worry, lions love cotton candy!)

 

My dog won't stop barking. What to do...?

Edited March 10, 2013 by SparklingTwilight

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Become a cat.

 

I'm up at 2:00 am, HOW DO I STOP PLAYING FO3?

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Pour hot coffee over whatever console you're playing that on.

 

My iPod isn't charging fast enough.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Shoop da whoop.

 

Some idiot dun put cofee on mah PS3, MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Clean it with water.

 

Hypertension. What do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Run until your heart explodes. If you're dead, you won't have hypertension anymore!

 

I don't wanna clean my room, but I gotta. What should I do?

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Put everything under a blanket so no one sees it.


I saw something I cannot un-see. Wut do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

kill it with fire.

 

4:37 AM. Need sleep, but I'm posting on MLP. What do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Coffee.

 

Coffee. What do?