Badvice!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Stop reading clopfics.

I downloaded the PinkiePie.exe trojan horse and it won't stop spamming the 'smile song' what should I do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Stick needles in your ears so you're no longer able to hear it.

 

I want the curry restaurant that used to be in town to come back What should I do?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Kidnap the restaurant owners family and he will come back

 

I'm broke. What to do?

Edited March 11, 2013 by Soundgarden

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Unbreak yourself.

 

I've to read. What do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Porn.

Ninja'd.

Well, I guess that works, too. Porn.

 

I want a snack. What should I have?

Edited March 11, 2013 by Clover Heart

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Operate on the town hobo. I hear hobo livers are chalk full of vitamin nope.

I have the trots..should I see the doctor?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

No. Ponies is the cure

 

There's nothing TV. What to do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Welp, guess you don't need the TV anymore, so you may as well take a shot gun to it.

 

Sleepy but not ready for sleeps. What should I do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Drink a lot of water. It'll flush out the toxins for you.

 

Out of gas in the car. What do?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Make hole at the bottom of your car, shout "Yaba-daba-do!" and start running

 

I'm out of music to listen to. What to do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Listen to nails on a chalk board.

 

This ice cream's too cold. What should I do?

[poniesforfun 716]

Eat it inside a walk in freezer.

 

Satan is knocking on my door what do I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Sell him girl scout cookies.

 

These little girls trying to sell girl scout cookies are pointing guns at me, what should I do?

[poniesforfun 716]

Scream "Child molester"

 

I'm on fire what do I do?

[Zygen 6,066]

Try to blow it out.

 

I have a box of matches, a stick, and three apples, what do I do?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

WATCH THE WORLD BURRRRRRRRRRRN!!

 

 

My cookie has been on the floor for longer than 5 seconds, what to do?

Edited March 11, 2013 by Soundgarden

[poniesforfun 716]

Wait 5 more days then eat it.

 

I crashed into the president's car what do I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Flip him the bird and box him. Use these. *tosses plastic spiked knuckles*

[Clover Heart 978]

I'm hungry, but I don't wanna cook. What should I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Ask PETA for some porkchops.

 

How do I lose weight?

[Eragonrde12 49]

eat cake

 

There's a nuclear bomb dropping, and its about to hit my face, what do I do?

[poniesforfun 716]

Go hide in the RAF munitions storage.

 

How do I catch a deer?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Walk up to it and say "Ain't nobody got time for dat"

where do i go now?
 

[Sylvester 350]

Go teach Derpy maths

How do I find somepony hiding??

[poniesforfun 716]

Burn the place down

 

How do I go down a mountain?