Brony cadence

[Steel Accord 6,660]

To my fellow military and prospective military bronies. I've written up a marching cadence to use, if only to yourself. Add or change whatever if you can come up with something better.

 

FORWARD MARCH!

 

Call: What do we do to brony haters?

 

Response:

We crush em

We kill em

They're dead!

 

Call: Cause when we get home we're not alone . . .

 

Response:

 

there's Rarity in my bed.

 

Call: What do we do when we see Spike?

 

Response:

We tell em he's the best!

 

Call: Cause when he gets old and brave and bold . . .

 

Response:

He's gonna kick some ass!

 

Call: What do we do when we see Gilda?

 

Response:

We lock one round inside!

 

Call: Don't try to fly! You gonna die!

 

Response:

Cause you made Fluttershy cry!

 

Call: What do we do when we see Discord?

 

Response:

We get out the hammers and picks!

 

Call: You can trust us, to pound him to dust!

 

Response:

Here's Opal's Kibble n Bits!

Edited February 4, 2012 by Steelquill

[GrooveBroove 681]

Lol nice.

We haven't sang cadence in forever though around here. However if a platoon used this for all to hear, it'd be beyond awesome.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Lol nice.

We haven't sang cadence in forever though around here. However if a platoon used this for all to hear, it'd be beyond awesome.

 

We don't use cadences often either. I usually just hum this to myself when walking to mess.

[JustanotherPegasus 1]

To my fellow military and prospective military bronies. I've written up a marching cadence to use, if only to yourself. Add or change whatever if you can come up with something better. FORWARD MARCH! Call: What do we do to brony haters? Response: We crush em We kill em They're dead! Call: Cause when we get home we're not alone . . . Response: there's Rarity in my bed. Call: What do we do when we see Spike? Response: We tell em he's the best! Call: Cause when he gets old and brave and bold . . . Response: He's gonna kick some ass! Call: What do we do when we see Gilda? Response: We lock one round inside! Call: Don't try to fly! You gonna die! Response: Cause you made Fluttershy cry! Call: What do we do when we see Discord? Response: We get out the hammers and picks! Call: You can trust us, to pound him to dust! Response: Here's Opal's Kibble n Bits!

Just a reformat for easier reading:

What do we do to brony haters?

We crush em, We kill em; They're dead

Cause when we get home we're not alone

There's Rarity in my bed

What do we do when we spike?

We tell (em/him) he's the best

Cause when he gets old and brave and bold

He's gonna kick some (Ass/Flank)

What do we do when we see Gilda?

We lock one round inside!

Don't try to fly!

You gonna die!

Cause you made Fluttershy cry!

What do we do when we see Discord?

We get out the hammers and picks!

You can trust us, to pound him to dust

Here's Opal's Kibble n Bits