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A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

 

And now you know my favorite joke ever.

I don't think I ever heard that one before...

 

Speaking of zoos, I thought this was interesting...

 

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A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

 

And now you know my favorite joke ever.

It took me a while, but that's good. ;D

 

 

A touch of music, then sleep... Night, guys!

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It took me a while, but that's good. ;D

 

 

A touch of music, then sleep... Night, guys!

 

Ha, I get it. It's a Shitzu. A shit. Zoo.

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Here's my comedic favorite.

 

A lawyer, a teacher, and a priest are on a plane full of children. The plane suffers a birdstrike, and is going down fast. Frantically, they discuss what to do with the kids. "Save the children!" said the teacher. "Fuck the children!" replied the lawyer. The Priest softly and innocently whispered, "Do we have time?"



Some random person I don't know just told me it wasn't too late to believe in god.

 

Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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well now i'm going to fail the class completely, or, at best, get a C in it, when i could have gotten something much higher.

 

Maybe so. Just keep in mind the lesson you learned this time, and avoid it next time.

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i guess that's what happens when you do bad shit. then you'll get it back somehow.

 

There's no higher forces at work here, just bad luck.

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