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[Hidey 2,836]

-_-

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Fair enough...

Anything...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I can brainwash her too, so she'll love you unconditionally.

 

 

Well, the wish never expires, so feel free to wait as long as you want! 

 

What? I said I would do anything.

hmmmmmm.....

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Anything...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Anything...

HMMMMMMMMMM......

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

It goes so deep that it goes all the way through the center of the earth, then emerges from the other side of the planet, then continues into space to tunnel halfway through the moon.

 

(Not really. I honestly don't know how deep it goes, I didn't keep track...)

 

Does the bunker contain any anomalous artifacts?

Like perhaps, oh I don't know, SCP-914.

[Hidey 2,836]

talk to me 

 

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Does the bunker contain any anomalous artifacts?

Like perhaps, oh I don't know, SCP-914.

If it does, remove the immediately.

talk to me 

 

 

You should get a cybernetic enhancement.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Does the bunker contain any anomalous artifacts? Like perhaps, oh I don't know, SCP-914.

Yes, it has one of those. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

If it does, remove the immediately.

 

If it does, you should give it to me.

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

Did anyone answer jonas's question on here? Well if no one did I will . Jonas you missed storm and woona becoming my parents. Paradox is my crazy uncle. That's as simple as it gets. Now I must go. I have a paper round to do.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Yes, it has one of those. 

 

Oh, wonderful.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

If it does, remove the immediately.

As you wish.

 

*gets rid of SCP-914*

 

 

If it does, you should give it to me.

Nope. If you wanted one, you should have wished for it.

Oh, wonderful.

It's no longer there.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Hmmm... I wish... I wish... I wish I had Tavi. Can't think of anything other than something that keeps depressing me when I think about wishing for it...

[Hidey 2,836]

You should get a cybernetic enhancement.

 

I hate this thing where SG comes in and pretends I'm not here 

 

it's silly 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hmmm... I wish... I wish... I wish I had Tavi. Can't think of anything other than something that keeps depressing me when I think about wishing for it...

Do you want me to brainwash her into loving you?

Edited April 14, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

but if I speak french... and you speak italian... what do?

 

whats that

A burger joint that runs like White Castle (not sure which came first) by serving tiny square shaped burgers and the likes.

They also have regular shaped and sized ones that are damned good.

 

 

That serves these things

and the chicken version, Chik.

 

 

Edited April 14, 2015 by Based God Synth

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

As you wish.

 

*gets rid of SCP-914*

 

 

Nope. If you wanted one, you should have wished for it.

It's no longer there.

 

I guess that I'll have to break into the SCP Foundation containment site and risk getting caught.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Do you want me to brainwash her into loving you?

I don't know...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I guess that I'll have to break into the SCP Foundation containment site and risk getting caught.

Be careful. They aren't pushovers by any stretch of the word. Many Bothan spies died to bring Punicpunch that SCP.

[Hidey 2,836]

A burger joint that runs like White Castle (not sure which came first) by serving tiny square shaped burgers and the likes.

They also have regular shaped and sized ones that are damned good.

 

 

That serves these things

and the chicken version, Chik.

 

 

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[Guest]

@,

 

Oh my god... and to think i worked at one of those shit holes for a couple of months.... NEVER AGAIN! Awful management :/

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Be careful. They aren't pushovers by any stretch of the word. Many Bothan spies died to bring Punicpunch that SCP.

Really?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I don't know...

Brainwashed love is not the same as being properly in love. It will not work out the same.

 

 

 

Unless you just want to bang her. Then it will.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Do you want me to brainwash her into loving you?

I guess not? Edited April 14, 2015 by Go-Go-Gadget Paradox