Haven Celestii 9,385 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 Haven... doesn't seem to care for me anymore...I'm just kinda sitting out of things atm is all. keeping a bit of distance, if you will. yus. Very much yus. well, we're trying to base them off of top posters here like A.I., Stormgiggle, or Ganaram. If one of the posters would be a good match for a bloody mary, I'm sure we could name it after them. Most likely after Stormgiggle. You say base it after the top posters, yet you don't mention me and my 13k posts. For shame. Active posters are a totally different thing from top ones~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 I'm just kinda sitting out of things atm is all. keeping a bit of distance, if you will. You say base it after the top posters, yet you don't mention me and my 13k posts. For shame. Active posters are a totally different thing from top ones~ XP And I just mentioned some others is all. The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 So I've finally turned it in. My teacher was rather surprised at the length. I believe he was expecting student to put forth poems that were only a few stanzas long. Now I just have to wait until next wenedsday to hear his and my peers' take on it and then be able to ask if it would be decent enough for the school's literary magazine. I just copied this from my original thread cause I didn't want to retype it. XD The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 (edited) So I am a brother now ? Yes! Not exactly I am pretty squeamish and that IS my brother you're talking about... Alright... These love triangles and family relationships are starting to get more confusing than the X men family and relationship tree . I'm pretty sure we can make it even more confusing then that if we try hard enough. Wow, you really don't care about anything. You like to give things up and let people down... You're like an Anti-Rick Astley. Oh? So, preventing Earth from being destroyed is letting my people down? Haven... doesn't seem to care for me anymore... I'm... really sorry to hear that. -_- Stormgiggler? Bloody Giggle? Ah, idk. lol Hmm... How about Bloody Storm? That one's good. Alright, I've talked with the top military strategists under my command, and each of them has come up with a plan to solve all these relationship problems I've been having. Now, before you guys say "Stormgiggle, that's horrible! Why would you even consider doing something like that!?" I want you to know that I didn't come up with these plans, and I have not even considered following through with any of these plans. Tactical Strategy: <Stable Love Triangle> Convince Woona to allow you to remain with Paradox. It's that simple. Tactical Strategy: <Rule 63> Your husband said you couldn't be with any other stallions, correct? Then the answer is simple: Transform this Paradox into a mare. Your husband never said you couldn't be with mares! That way you can remain with this Paradox and raise your kids together, without breaking your agreement with your spouse. If Paradox resists, alter his mind so that he thinks he's always been a mare. Tactical Strategy: <Woona Must Go> This marriage you were forced into is the root of all your problems! Get rid of your false husband and get with Paradox so you can raise your kids! You should also see if you can bring 42 back into the mix, but don't go through with it if Paradox is even slightly hesitant about 42. Being there to raise your kids along with Paradox should be your highest priority, don't let your false husband or 42 get in the way of that. Tactical Strategy: <Marriage of Convenience> Your relationship with your Woona and Paradox doesn't bring us any benefits whatsoever. I recommend you get rid of both of them and marry 42. An alliance with Numberland would be very beneficial. As for your children, I'm sure that the state can raise them for you, you needn't be concerned about them. Tactical Strategy: <Bedtime Stories> Hot-croSs buns! HoT-cross buns! One A penny, two a pennY, HoT-cross buns! If you have no daughteRs, Give them to yoUr sons; One a pEnny, Two a penny, Hot-crOss buns! Hey, diddle, diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The coW jumped Over the moon; The little dOg laughed To see such sport, And the dish raN awAy with the spoon. Tactical Strategy: <Seriously!?> [Censored] no. I did not go through ten years of advanced tactical training so I could work out your screwed up love life! Solve your own [Censored] problems! Tactical Strategy: <Remain Married> Woona is your husband, and you need to remain faithful to him. Paradox needs to go, and he can raise the kids he tempted you into having all by himself. Tactical Strategy: <This is All Your Fault> It was your promiscuity that started all this mess. You've left poor 42 all alone, practically ruined Paradox and Haven's marriage, and severely hurt Woona. Personally, I think you've done enough harm. You should get all the people you hurt together and let them work this out among themselves, and then accept whatever decision they come to. Tactical Strategy: <Fake Your Own Death> I've been in this situation before. Trust me, faking your own death will get rid of all these nasty problems in one fell swoop! Best of all, you won't have to raise those pesky children! Tactical Strategy 17-ABS, RE: <Fallen Hero> TOP SECRET, ACCESS LEVEL (FMA) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THIS REPORT IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. After the recent event less then a day ago, code named Mooned By Dan, I think it's time we start taking the threat Fallen Hero and his terrorist organization Jerk Co. poses seriously. I recommend we activate Project MATH, and put Grand Subtractor to work destroying Jerk Co. Assets. I also recommend we send one of the prototype Anti-Magical Constructs after Fallen Hero personally. I know they haven't yet been cleared for field use, but I highly doubt Fallen Hero has any defense against them, and USC can deactivate them if they get out of hand. Whoops, didn't mean to show you guys that last one. Edited April 30, 2015 by Stormgiggle 1 My OCs: Dividend Yield, Stormgiggle | Ask Me questions! | My Counting Game Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said: Any problem that you may experience on this site can be solved immediately if you simply throw Fluttershy into a wood chipper. You can trust me on this, because I'm an administrator. Would I lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 . #1. No, you need to be with Woona. #2. I will kill you if you even attempt it. #3. You married Woona and not me, you must stay with him. We can still care for the kids together. #4. 42 can suck eggs. I'm kidding, of course. #5. ..... The fuck? #6. Kick this guy's ass for me. #7. I did not tempt you, we were both tempted by eachother. #8. While part of it is your fault, not all of it is. #9. DON'T DO IT!!!!! #10. I'll just pretend I never saw that... 1 The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Frostflame 3,568 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 (edited) well shit I got school.... and I'm probably going to be playing Minecraft with El Presidente Castle and Ember Frostflame when I return.... so if I don't see you guys when I come home I'll see you tomorrow Edited April 30, 2015 by Snowflake Frostflame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 well shit I got school.... and I'm probably going to be playing Minecraft with El Presidente Castle and Ember Frostflame when I return.... so if I don't see you guys when I come home I'll see you tomorrowk then. Have fun! The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 (edited) So, what would my drink name be? Edited April 30, 2015 by Punicpunch Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 (edited) Oh? So, preventing Earth from being destroyed is letting my people down? [Wall of WTF.] Whoops, didn't mean to show you guys that last one. Yes. "Stay true to Woona"? What kind of plan is that? (You're terrible at bedtime stories) What last one? So, what would my drink name be? The Punicpunch. It'll probably be something tropical or punch like, but with a bit of a kick. Not sure if it should be an alcoholic beverage though. Edited April 30, 2015 by A.I. Pony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 The Punicpunch. It'll probably be something tropical or punch like, but with a bit of a kick. Not sure if it should be an alcoholic beverage though.That name is way too creative. 1 Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 That name is way too creative. Hey, you came up with the name. I'm just using it for the drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidey 2,836 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 I'm just kinda sitting out of things atm is all. keeping a bit of distance, if you will. 1 this is my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 Seriously, is this soap opera stuff intentional or did it just kind of happen? Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 Seriously, is this soap opera stuff intentional or did it just kind of happen?um... a little of both? The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 (edited) um... a little of both?So, it just kind of happened and everything after that was intentional? Edited April 30, 2015 by Punicpunch Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 So, it just kind of happened and everything after that was intentional?yes. The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidey 2,836 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 wait what this is my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 wait whathello hello? The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidey 2,836 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 I'm so tucking fired. 2 this is my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 I'm so tucking fired. I know that feel. 1 Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 I'm so tucking fired.same here. The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 . #1. No, you need to be with Woona. #2. I will kill you if you even attempt it. #3. You married Woona and not me, you must stay with him. We can still care for the kids together. #4. 42 can suck eggs. I'm kidding, of course. #5. ..... The fuck? #6. Kick this guy's ass for me. #7. I did not tempt you, we were both tempted by eachother. #8. While part of it is your fault, not all of it is. #9. DON'T DO IT!!!!! #10. I'll just pretend I never saw that... 2. 3. Really? That's sweet of you. 5.Yeah, she always writes her reports in code. But she didn't try that hard this time cause this isn't exactly sensitive information. 6. Oh, don't be like that! He's a nice guy once you get to know him. And he's right, relationship advice isn't exactly within the scope of his job. 8. That's nice of you to say... but he's probably right. -_- 10. That's a good idea. Yes. "Stay true to Woona"? What kind of plan is that? (You're terrible at bedtime stories) What last one? I stand by my decision. Codes within codes, Dan. She's a tricky one. Never you mind that! Seriously, is this soap opera stuff intentional or did it just kind of happen? My OCs: Dividend Yield, Stormgiggle | Ask Me questions! | My Counting Game Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said: Any problem that you may experience on this site can be solved immediately if you simply throw Fluttershy into a wood chipper. You can trust me on this, because I'm an administrator. Would I lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 Hey, you should read through those tactical reports and tell me which plan I should go with! Please? My OCs: Dividend Yield, Stormgiggle | Ask Me questions! | My Counting Game Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said: Any problem that you may experience on this site can be solved immediately if you simply throw Fluttershy into a wood chipper. You can trust me on this, because I'm an administrator. Would I lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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