General Chat Thread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

No, but Obama did brew beer in the White House.

I'm sure there's a joke to be made there, but I just can't see it...

 

 

 

He got stuck in a bathtub.

Really?   

[Hidey 2,836]

You mean "try"

 

No.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Really?

Source: My history teacher.

No.

That's my line.

[Hidey 2,836]

That's my line.

 

*spanks*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*spanks*

Stop that, seriously, it isn't funny.

[Hidey 2,836]

Stop that, seriously, it isn't funny.

 

...

 

 

 

 

*makes punic spank me instead*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*spanks*

Spank me too, please? 

[Hidey 2,836]

Spank me too, please? 

 

...

 

 

 

*piano falls on stormgiggle*  

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I just found out Hallmark is making a Beetlejuice Christmas ornament.

 

I want that fucking ornament.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I just found out Hallmark is making a Beetlejuice Christmas ornament.

 

I want that fucking ornament.

Why would you want an ornament of beetle guts?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I just found out Hallmark is making a Beetlejuice Christmas ornament.

 

I want that fucking ornament.

Wow! That is impressive! Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies!

 

...

 

 

 

*piano falls on stormgiggle*  

*Starts to cry*

 

Stop that, seriously, it isn't funny.

Oh, Punicpunch. How does it feel, being a robot?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Oh, Punicpunch. How does it feel, being a robot?

It feels powerful.

[Hidey 2,836]

*poots on punic*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Why would you want an ornament of beetle guts?

BECAUSE ITS MOTHERFUCKING BEETLEJUICE

 

Wow! That is impressive! Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies!

 

 

*Starts to cry*

 

 

Oh, Punicpunch. How does it feel, being a robot?

I know, it's my second favorite Burton movie. Bet ya can't guess number one!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

BECAUSE ITS MOTHERFUCKING BEETLEJUICE

There's supposed to be an apostrophe on it's.

I'm just kidding, I don't give a s***.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I just found out Hallmark is making a Beetlejuice Christmas ornament.

 

I want that fucking ornament.

Why would you want an ornament of beetle guts?

Better question: why a red giant star?

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Better question: why a red giant star?

Because it isn't spelled like that, duh.

[Hidey 2,836]

*keeps pooting*

 

 

*reads newspaper*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

There's supposed to be an apostrophe on it's.

I'm just kidding, I don't give a s***.

Better question: why a red giant star?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX2YzkS5LBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUawzLblEXw

 

My reaction is the last few seconds.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It feels powerful.

I can imagine. You're far more powerful then even the strongest pony.

 

I know, it's my second favorite Burton movie. Bet ya can't guess number one!

The Nightmare Before Christmas?

[Hidey 2,836]

I can imagine. You're far more powerful then even the strongest pony.

 

*than

 

*hits dox with spitbball*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I can imagine. You're far more powerful then even the strongest pony.

 

 

The Nightmare Before Christmas?

..... Dammit.

*than

 

*hits dox with spitbball*

*The spitball quickly disintegrates before hitting me, and I slowly turn to face you, a creepy smile on my face*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*than

Sorry. 

 

..... Dammit.

Now that I guessed it, do I get a reward?

[Hidey 2,836]

*The spitball quickly disintegrates before hitting me, and I slowly turn to face you, a creepy smile on my face*

 

nigga you cray

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Sorry. 

 

 

Now that I guessed it, do I get a reward?

You get.....

 

 

 

nigga you cray

*insane cackling*