General Chat Thread

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I have noted that Stormgiggle is not brohoofing posts in chronological order. What's with that?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have noted that Stormgiggle is not brohoofing posts in chronological order. What's with that?

Trade secret.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yes, Master!

 

*Unfs 42*

Uhh, why are you backwards-fun-ing me?

Trade secret.

Care to elaborate? :grin2:

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Brandishes Anti Horsecrap field generator*

 

What are the limits of this device?

Do objects within the field need to fit a size requirement?

Does the device require constant operation from a user to fire?

Can the device create multiple fields, or is it just limited to one at a time?

Cooldown rate?

Ammunition or power source?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What are the limits of this device?

Do objects within the field need to fit a size requirement?

Does the device require constant operation from a user to fire?

Can the device create multiple fields, or is it just limited to one at a time?

Cooldown rate?

Ammunition or power source?

Could you say 'I'm trying to circumvent this device and get my horsecrap across undetected' any more blatantly?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Uhh, why are you backwards-fun-ing me?

Master told me to.

 

Also, an Unf is a special technique that manipulates the chakras in a person's body, making them feel intense happiness, total contentment, and (completely platonic) pleasure.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Could you say 'I'm trying to circumvent this device and get my horsecrap across undetected' any more blatantly?

 

I just want to know if it could stop a giant, moon-sized, crystalline battleship(s) from arriving here.

 

*Checks watch*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Master told me to.

 

Also, an Unf is a special technique that manipulates the chakras in a person's body, making them feel intense happiness, total contentment, and (completely platonic) pleasure.

So that's why all my stress from my busy uni schedule just seemed to disappear... Nice! Now, this isn't going to make me start forgetting to get these things done, is it? Because if it does... I'm too happy to think about the consequences. That's a future-me problem.

[Hidey 2,836]

where have you been 42?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

where have you been 42?

It's been a weird week.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Giant, moon-sized, crystalline battleships arrive.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What are the limits of this device?

Do objects within the field need to fit a size requirement?

Does the device require constant operation from a user to fire?

Can the device create multiple fields, or is it just limited to one at a time?

Cooldown rate?

Ammunition or power source?

It can only stop godmodding or horsecrap, it can't stop legitimate attacks. Besides that, it can stop any type of horsecrap. It can nullify horsecrap retroactively, so time travel isn't effective, and it extends into most other dimensions, so dimentional shenanigans won't defeat it either. 

 

No. 

 

No. It doesn't need to be controlled to do it's job.

 

One field at a time, which is projected around the device itself.

 

No, but if too much horsecrap is introduced into the field, it can be overloaded. It would take some major horsecrap to do that, though. 

 

It runs on magical energy. It will eventually run out of power after extended periods of horsecrap nullification, but it can easily be recharged.

 

Could you say 'I'm trying to circumvent this device and get my horsecrap across undetected' any more blatantly?

Nah, I think he's trying to label the device itself as horsecrap, thus getting it to destroy itself. A futile effort, since I saw such a thing coming, and thus prepared for it. 

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

 

 

Thank you, Darkmane.  You're a true friend!

 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I just want to know if it could stop a giant, moon-sized, crystalline battleship(s) from arriving here.

 

*Checks watch*

 

You can't be serious. They wouldn't be stupid enough to attack me directly, would they? 

 

 

Giant, moon-sized, crystalline battleships arrive.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM

 

Wow. They really are that stupid. If the Programs don't kill them off, I've got a few tricks up my sleeves that will.

 

 

 

So that's why all my stress from my busy uni schedule just seemed to disappear... Nice! Now, this isn't going to make me start forgetting to get these things done, is it? Because if it does... I'm too happy to think about the consequences. That's a future-me problem.

It... might. Too much unfing can have strange side effects...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Wow. They really are that stupid. If the Programs don't kill them off, I've got a few tricks up my sleeves that will.

 

What do you mean by "they"?

There isn't even anyone on the Crystal Moons!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, I must depart now. It might be a little while before I'm back, unfortunately. Very busy with uni right now.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What do you mean by "they"?

There isn't even anyone on the Crystal Moons!

No Dan, if those ships came from the planet itself, It's an easy matter to find the King.

Well, I must depart now. It might be a little while before I'm back, unfortunately. Very busy with uni right now.

Bye...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No Dan, if those ships came from the planet itself, It's an easy matter to find the King.

 

They were originally scattered across the universe, inactive until they were needed.

When they receive orders, they come out of their inactive state and do their job.

Once their job is completed, they return to their original positions and wait until they are needed again.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

They were originally scattered across the universe, inactive until they were needed.

When they receive orders, they come out of their inactive state and do their job.

Dan, you've made a serious mistake, a tactical blunder of immense proportions. You had better get those ships away from here, before you lose everything.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Dan, you've made a serious mistake, a tactical blunder of immense proportions. You had better get those ships away from here, before you lose everything.

 

And yet it isn't everything.

Give me the artifact and the moons will leave.

 

(   *Ant)

Edited April 27, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

And yet it isn't everything.

Give me the artifact and the moons will leave.

Dan, we don't have time for the usual nonsense. You have to get those moons out of here, before the Programs get involved. You have to trust me, Dan.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Dan, we don't have time for the usual nonsense. You have to get those moons out of here, before the Programs get involved. You have to trust me, Dan.

 

Why would I care if the Programs were involved?

The Programs will certainly kill you, and the King is safe where he is.

Even if the Programs could find him, it would be much harder to actually reach him.

Now hand over the artifact.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why would I care if the Programs were involved?

The Programs will certainly kill you, and the King is safe where he is.

Even if the Programs could find him, it would be much harder to actually reach him.

Now hand over the artifact.

The programs will certainly kill me. They will also kill all of my people, and all of the Equestrians, now that you've handed them another way to find the king on a sliver platter. Are you really willing to sacrifice so much for so little? 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

The programs will certainly kill me. They will also kill all of my people, and all of the Equestrians, now that you've handed them another way to find the king on a sliver platter. Are you really willing to sacrifice so much for so little? 

 

...Yes.

[Moon Rat 4,773]

...Yes.

but...

They'll kill me too