Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Gay Bird 421]

The bat cat sat hat fat.

 

If your cheese ate my cheese and my cheese ate your cheese then whose cheese at the cheese that ate my cheese ate.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Yes, but only once every 1.24 years when Sean Bean dies again.

 

I accidentally 93mb of .rar files. Is this dangerous?

[Summer Greetings 237]

That's probably too many bites. I'd recommend deleting your system32 just in case.

 

Can you microwave a microwave?

[Wolf-Boy 54]

I shot myself in the face 300 years ago.

 

What is the point of trash cans?

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Nerd storage.

 

How'd it get burnt?

[DubWolf 17,264]

You told a bad joke.

 

Why didn't the creators think about copyright infringement (you know what I mean lol ^^^^)?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Because the car ate it and stuff.

 

What is food?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Bad for your health.

 

At what point does bread become toast?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

When it pulls out a gun, screams "I AM A JEWISH MOUSE!!!" and signs up for the Iranian army.

 

 

 

When is a door not a jar?

Edited November 23, 2013 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Only Jars can be used to contain bees. NOT THE BEES!!! THEYRE IN MY EYES!!! OH, THEYRE IN MY EYES!!! AHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

If this is dog then who was phone?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

A potato.

 

What does Africa look like?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Your face!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT8PsviiE7M

 

Wabbajack! Didn't expect that one, now did ya?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Who is the Wabbajack?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

WABBAJACK!

 

 

Did you expect that?

[Veggiebrony 18]

If I am eating a sandwich

Am I eating a sandwich?

If I am eating a sandwich

Am I eating a sandwich?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

No

 

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?

[DubWolf 17,264]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

Why is this statement a lie?

[DaFlash 13]

Because it's friday, not wednesday.

 

What is this "internet" you speak of?

[Demirari 454]

It's where you enter a net! Sheesh.

 

How do I press a button?

[Fireworks 32]

Google it.

 

Is it legal to sleep for less than 6 hours?

[Wolf-Boy 54]

Books are flying everywhere in my room.

 

Should I put a trowel on my Christmas list?

[Commander Tangent 861]

yeah, you need something to bury the bodies

 

So, come here often?

[Demirari 454]

Yeah I exit this door rarely.

 

 

Why is there a pancake on my desk?

[Wade Barrett 111]

Because I love lamp.

 

Is a badger a fruit?

[Gay Bird 421]

No, Badger is a vegetable.

 

Why does my pillow always make my head comfortable?