Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[GONEFOREVER 518]

The end of the world!!!

 

Why not Zoidberg?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

because we already chose him

 

 

Why do I have control of all the clocks... Time?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Because that's what you have been programmed to do.

 

is sweetie b3ll real or fake?

Edited March 15, 2014 by CMQuickfireTK

[GONEFOREVER 518]

1T 4LL D3P3NDS ON YOUR P3RSP3CT1V3

 

 

WH4T 4R3 TH3 NUMB3RS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

uhhh

*crashes*

Reboot....

 

 

Searching for question....

Would you like to load a question?

[Wynn-Shy 29]

Yes with extra fries, please!

 

But.... are you a spy or a potato?!

[Mr F 1,522]

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! xD

Cocaine?

[Lightwing 12,978]

Cocaine?What cocaine???

 

Weed?

[Mr F 1,522]

ewww no it smells like armpits.

IZ AJ HIGH?

[Lightwing 12,978]

No....

*hides*

Of course not...

 

 

Are you afraid from dark?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

No. I prefer nighttime, because it means that I can sleep.

 

Mittens Romneys or Ron "The Happening" Paul?

[Wynn-Shy 29]

Why not both?!

 

Is there any chance I can drive on a apple?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No If I can't drive anything because no longer having hooves  you can't either!

 

 

My Little Pony.exe would like to make

changes to your core

 

Accept?                            Close?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Chicken Pie!

 

 

Why did I kill my best friend yesterday?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

GlaDOS: Because he failed the test

GlaDOS that was my line!

 

Why does GlaDOS steal my lines

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Because you were too busy with that SI swimsuit magazine..

 

Explain Stalin's personality in less than 200 words. (That's a question, damn it. )

Edited March 16, 2014 by ~Asuka <3~

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Stallman > Stalin, According to Stallman, we have 4 essential freedoms that the average user of software should always have!

 

y u no got thinkpad yet?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Because of the atrocious grammar used in the above sentence.

 

 

 

 

 

Seen Maud pie yet? 

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Yes I said hi to her but she just said stuff about rocks.......

Even GlaDOS got bored

 

 

 

Deal or No deal

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

No deal!

 

Do you have a crush on Kim Jong-un?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No not at all nope hell to the no 

 

Do you like reading

[Twilight The Creator 298]

YES.

Is Shrek/Hitler your OTP?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No

 

 

Sdrowkcab noitseuq siht rewsna

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

42

 

Why is a pastry of all things a mathematical constant?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Because the Red mist is coming.

 

 

 

 

 

And the Million dollar question is: