Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Bunnyhop123 194]

THE BACK DOOR.

 

WHAT COLOUR DID I NOT CONSIDER THINKING ABOUT?

[More_Fluttershy 127]

Any color of light. 

 

Do I pay real money at that side icon?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

YOU CERTAINLY SHALL PAY, FOR YOU HAVE BLASPHEMED AGAINST THE CAPS LOCK!

 

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ANNIHILATED FOR YOUR OFFENSE? 

[Barack Ollama 25]

Weed.

 

 

-smokes weed-

[Bunnyhop123 194]

Ah, great, you've broken my caps lock with your fixation on the genus Cannabis.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Okayyyyyy

 

 

Is the secret ingrediant... People!?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

It's a cook book!

 

Was tomorrow last week yesterday?

[Kookie 135]

No. Tomorrow last week yesterday is a nickname of Jeffrey's commando pet turtle who turned to Jesus and tried to find out what's the other side of the hedge.

 

Q: If scissors are deadly, why are barbers scary?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Because dogs don't understand doorknobs

 

 

Is team fortress 2 fun?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

No; it's just another stereotypical shooter.

 

What is?

[Monotone 101]

Love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

 

Why do coins and bills have a face, yet not have a butt?

[Kookie 135]

Because Coins and Paper Bills with butts are weird. Have you ever heard of people saying "Have you solve for the BUTT value?!"

 

 

 

 

 

Are insects tiny aliens that bent on wold donutination?

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

They are called changelings and no they just need love.

 

Is Queen Chrysalis Princess Luna in disguise?

[Kookie 135]

*looks up and down* She is not Princess Luna. She is Princess Cheese Unicorn.

 

Q: Are glitters good for your printers?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No. It makes your printer look shinier, thus increasing its apparent value and making it more likely to be stolen.

 

Are numbers intangible?

[Kookie 135]

Of course! You know what else is intangible? CHEESE GHOST!

 

 

Q: Did another ride a bus while riding a platypus?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Only if someone was there to witness it.

 

Are there infinitely many twin primes?

[Horse 63]

Hmmm...  Let me think about it.  OMG ICE CREAM!  Wait, What was your question?

 

Does anything exist?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

I think therefore I am.  At least,  I think so....  Don't you think so?

 

What is the binomial nomenclature for an American penny?

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[More_Fluttershy 127]

Speak American Please!

 

What is the q--

[Bunnyhop123 194]

Pardon? -- er, I mean, "Whachu mean?"

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Probably weed again, that f*ckin'guy.

 

Why does Satan ignore my phone calls?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

He's afraid.

 

What is the organelle within the nucleus of a eukaryotic cell that produces ribosomes called?  

[Dattebayo 2,850]

The d*ck.

 

What is that? Can I eat it?

[A Majestic Keldeo 42]

Its called a hot dog or as i call it a baby arm in a laptop

 

how am i not a pokemon?