Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, it is an inside out taco!

 

why am i obsessed with tacos?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I have no clue. You sure you didn't misspell something?

 

Why do most people in that banning game begin their sentence with 'Banned' instead of 'You're banned'?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Because Meta.

 

What is my name?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

'Allow me to introduce you to your rival. His name is... Oh, sorry, I forgot. Do you remember his name?'

'Yes! His name is IDIOT!'

'Yes, that's right! I remember now! His name is IDIOT!'

 

What just happened?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

*arms shotgun* Death happened...

 

Can your answer to this be funny at least?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

BANANAS!

Sorry, that wasn't funny, was it? I have failed you. I shall now self-terminate.

 

How am I asking a question if I just self-terminated?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

it's the echo of life

 

If i am a robot wolf cat, how do i write poetry?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Like this:

:http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/andriesa.jpg:

 

Why do ponies visit Earth to assimilate all the horses?

[Kookie 135]

Because they are

 

 

Q: If lotion makes you smooth, can milk make you babyliciously smooth while looking at the mirror and eat ice cream on top of your head?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Assuming no air resistance, yes.

 

Why am I so excited?

[Kookie 135]

Because you found out that science is never the root of all evil. IT'S YOU!!!!!!!

 

Q: Are we now going to bow to lord of evil known as 42? Or is it allergic pie?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Yogg Saron is the lord of life.

 

WoW or Lineage?

[Kookie 135]

Cheese.

 

Q: What's Victoria's Secret? Her face or her butt?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Her *redacted*.

 

Why don't you take over the world?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because of a perfume by either Victoria, the British queen, or the Greco-Roman goddess. Made with roses and flowers, that may smell very annoying.

 

Why do bronies force others to become more of them, and say, "Welcome to the Herd!"?

Edited July 14, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Because those bronys are secretly working to convince people they really are ponies so they can give everyone a piggy back ride, for less than minimum wage that a horse earns from a days work playing in a jazz band.

 

What’s the best jazz band where the musicians and singers are all camels? 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

The Cameltones.

 

Why are spiders still a thing?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Because we want to impress Australia

 

Do Americans have yellow skin, overbites and three fingers and a thumb?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I'd appreciate it if you refrained from asking personal questions, thank you very much

soz lol

 

 

Is it true all Canadians are werewolves?

Edited July 14, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Only on a Tuesday 

 

Is anyone else a robosexual?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

me

 

how many people in this forum site know i'm a robot?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Asherdangerdash. Wink wink.

 

How many people know about Asherdangerdash and Free Lance Poet's humano-robotic love affair?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

none, as it doesnt exist

 

are people going to start shipping me now?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

That'd be silly.

*hides shipfic*

 

What do you think of this shipfic?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

what shipfic?

 

why did i answer your question with a question?