Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

I wronged it somehow. Now it wants justice.

 

Like?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

NO!... ok fine. *likes post*

 

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? 

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Neither. They put it into the mythology section.

 

 

Why is this not blue?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Because rainmeter is an awesome program for windows computers *insert shamless ad here* (no im not linking it ;P)

 

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

They have to shut the doors at February, 29th.

 

Why is chocolate so good.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

cause... cause... samrtness is me

 

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

sour apple 

 

if bustin' makes me feel good what does haunting make me feel

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Green

 

Can you use a laptop as a monitor for a ps3?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Why would the ps3 need to be monitored?

[baba_booey 4,302]

Because YOLO

 

What if the Griffonstone king was not kill?

[ponylaces 1,870]

Griffon the Brush-Off would've been less entertaining.

 

When life gives you apples, what do you make?

[baba_booey 4,302]

You don't make anything. You make life take the apples back. GET MAD. I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN APPLES!

 

Song name?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Not gonna say it. Nope, I'm not gonna say it. NOT SAYING IT!

 

...Fine. Darude - Sandstorm

 

 

Happy?

[baba_booey 4,302]

Very much so. <3

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[ponylaces 1,870]

Real life, obviously. Wait, what if life is just all a fantasy? Now you've got me confused.

 

Why do things like this confuse me?

Edited May 27, 2015 by PonyLaces

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Because there's no way of telling whether they're real or not.

 

 

When the clock strikes nine, and the fox kills a jack-a-lope, who lives on the moon?

[Dewdlz 938]

Jerry Springer.

 

Why does Luna rub cabbages on her hooves?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

Because celestia couldn't eat them

 

whats the deal between salt and glass?

[Dewdlz 938]

Deal or no deal.

 

How many ponies does it take to tickle Luna?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Q

 

 

Where's the beef?

[Dewdlz 938]

A place where friends aren't real.

 

Does chocolate taste good in outer space?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

only if you like cabbage.

 

What guitar rig did Beethoven use?

[LittleMac 3,085]

A pink alligator

 

 

What is the circumference of purple?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

999999.999999993 and a half.

 

 

What DAW does Megatron use?

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

yellowish green

 

greenish yellow?