Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

No, because Spiderman will interrupt the wedding shouting about Goku.

 

Why does ice float?

Edited March 20, 2016 by You Heard Nothing

[Kozmos 129]

Cause logic/10

 

How do you life?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

First you take a bottle of powdered aspirin, and pour it down a mineshaft. Next, you suspend yourself upside down from an elephant, shout incoherently about skyscrapers in China, and try to do a Russian jig.

 

What defines fun?

[Kozmos 129]

The amount of time you can do a handstand while singing every national anthem known to man, in three different languages!

 

 

Can you help me explode twice?

Edited March 20, 2016 by Kozmos

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Sure, I'll tape you together again after the first explosion.

 

Why couldn't the king's men put Humpty Dumpty together again?

[Kozmos 129]

Because he was never an egg in the first place...

 

 

 

 

 

He was Donald Trump!

 

 

Why is Donald Trump actually Humpty Dumpty?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Because Humpty Dumpty couldn't bear the thought of falling off a wall, so he went into politics instead.

 

When the clock strikes twelve, who will walk through the door?

[Kozmos 129]

Tom Delonge obviously!

 

Who else will walk through the door?

[King 5,625]

Tina Turner dressed as a tortoise obviously

 

What flavour pie would be the best for standing on?

[Kozmos 129]

Pie flavoured pie!

 

What's triangle plus Saturn?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Alien Illuminacho, run for your lives!

 

What is gummy squared?

[Kozmos 129]

.356567434221897

 

 

The square-root of rock?

Edited March 21, 2016 by Kozmos

[RavenholmZombie 1,330]

562156454654658151.2.

 

Why is water wet?

[Kozmos 129]

Because it came from the ocean!

 

 

What's a stupid question? :3

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

"Doo-wop?" Is a stupid question.

 

 

Do you think the arms deals make a nice addition to The Elephant's senator pay?

[Kozmos 129]

Not if Bain has anything to say about it!

 

 

Tea, cake or death?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Death, please. Not mine, though.

 

When the night falls and the knight rises, what will the Minions do?

[Stormlight 1,371]

Do a backflip.

 

Why do my eyes see?

[Kozmos 129]

All the stuff!

 

 

How do you meme?

[Solid Snake 282]

Elbow grease.

 

Where could I find potato sauce?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

In Applejack's farm, because she makes potato sauce in secret alongside Optimus Prime and Judy Hopps. And that is the secret in life and in making potato sauce with apples.

 

Will Felicia fall in love and marry me if I choose her in any fighting game?

[Solid Snake 282]

Jerry Springer marries people who fight on the show.

 

What is your mother's uncle's father's sister-in-law's cousin twice removed doing at the moment?

[Kozmos 129]

Working undercover for the NSA

 

 

The police are on to me, what do?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Just tell the police that the other person did it and also bribe them with street tacos, they will believe you in the name of science.

 

Can Godzilla be friends and promote world peace with Destoroyah and King Ghidorah in the next Godzilla film?

[Solid Snake 282]

Ask Chuck Norris.

 

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