Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Purple. Because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Whoever gets this owns everything

 

 

What ?

Edited September 27, 2013 by SomariFeyWright

[CornBreadGang 514]

Smack in the crack, it the back, with some gak.

 

Wacky a knack a Mack a zack?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

No. Get up, get down... get out.

 

?

[CornBreadGang 514]

 

Wat if I told you wat?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Then you ain't found SH*T!

 

How does one finish a senten

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

You divide it by zero.

 

What is 1+1?

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

window.

 

What is the square root of infinity divided by zero when x equals 3 chickens baking a cake in a block of ice?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Squadallah!

 

How do you make magic carpets fly?

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Weeeeeee are the champions, my friend!

 

How long is an infinite loop?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

69,105 nanopetrometelioneters

 

 

 

How many toes am I holding up?

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

You're having toes?!

 

What was my question again?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You're having toes?! that was your question.

 

If I go to Tokyo next week...whats the chance of a Godzilla attack?

[Discointhe90s 58]

Why does Ozzy Osbourne want to kill me?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Who is Ozzy Osbourne?

[Enemy Stand 446]

He's in all those movies. You know, Osbourne Ultimatum, Osbourne Legacy?

 

How do you move an banana from its resting spot?

[~Tian_Disharmony~ 48]

Move it off the table

What does a fox say?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Nothing. Foxes are incapable of vocabulary.

Idiot.

 

How do I die?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

By poking someone.

 

How do you walk?

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

By lifting one leg and hoping not to fall.

 

Who are you?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

I am god.

 

What is a man?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

A potato.

 

What is a computer?

[Discointhe90s 58]

A type of dog

How long does Derek Jeter go in the over for?

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

None.

Am I physcic?Its like i have ESPN or something.

Edited October 26, 2013 by YayFluttershy

[Silverhoof 2,844]

YES! Further you have the psychic ability to change channels without touching the TV.

 

I want to get a job at Disney World. How can I make an unforgettable impression on the recruiter?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Go there naked and don't act srs.

 

What is 1x0?