Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Iz dunt kno?

 

 

Are kittens puppies?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

What are these "kittens" and "puppies" that you speak of? I have never heard of them.

 

Bees?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

NO NOT DA BEES

 

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

It was burned with lots of water

 

 

 

 

Do you like buttons?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Shiny button (PRESS PRESS PRESS BOOOOOOM!!)

 

 

What is that rock doing

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Taking a big hit off a bong

 

Milk or no milk?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

No cows for me. Unless it's beef. I love beef.

 

Why are sneezing animals so adorable?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

Because they die

 

Why did the chicken cross the road

[Celtore 2,770]

Because it was there. (Actually... That may have been too deep...)

 

Why is grass green?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Fuck Obama, that's why

 

Was that ass fine or what?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

No, It most certainly was not!

 

Can a Matchbox?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

No, but Mike Tyson sure as hell can.

 

On a scale from 1-10, how pure are you?

[DigitalRocket 185]

pizza

 

is this a question?

[Zyla Fae 5,404]

I'm not sure

 

Why do muffins taste so good?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Because they put stuff in them that controls your mind.

 

Why are cats so adorable?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

they might be but they might not

They aren't

Pepsi max?

Edited February 19, 2014 by The Snapp

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Nope it is a waffle

 

 

What is that!?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

A Meteor made of cheese

 

How did the dog escape?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Onions.

 

Was that the flash!?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

That violent implosion

 

 

 

Who am I? What am I doing? What is my purpose in life?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

Yellow Butterflies

 

Who did that?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

The dog.

 

Why is there only one planet with life on it?

[Lightwing 12,967]

Because the spaguetti monster wanted it

 

Why are we here?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

So those guys can be here

 

What is the point in my life  ?

[Commander Tangent 861]

To gain more extra lives

 

Can I eat your face ?