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So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hooves for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my bunny Angel and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark Rainboe Dash photo
 

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Red cross voluntier:""The first to arrive,The last to leave"

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"Umbreon?..."

 

"Yis."

 

"What is this place?"

 

"..."

 

"Why do I feel so tired?"

 

"..."

 

"Are we...residing on the spectral plane between the heavens and the earth, spoken about only in the Dissidian legends?"

 

"...Mehbe."

 

"Oh...alrighty then...goodnight."

 

"Nigh-nigh, pookah bear."

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@@jackleapp81,

 

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the girls are oh so fluffy!
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

 

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah!

 

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules on Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket

To EQUESTRIAAAA!
EQUESTRIAAAAAAA!

so i turned in this awesome looking stallion

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Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the Celestiavision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

 

Well now, who could that be?
I say, "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?!"
They're not sayin' anything

 

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some blue pegasus pony with a lighting as cutie mark
(Oh pony, I hate it when I'm right)
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky surf table
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That surf here's been just like a wife to me"
And he's like, "Tough"
And I'm like, "Give it"
And he's like, "Make me"
And I'm like, "'Kay!"

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Drag race in Equestria are 20% cooler.


"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"—Friedrich Nietzsche

 

here's the most disturbing / touching sentence I ever read :"You have beautiful eyes" — Scootaloo's last words, The Rainbow Factory

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"Greater love, hath no man than this, that he would lay down his life for his friends." -- John 15:13

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." -- Matthew 7:1

"If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward." -- Martin Luther King Jr.

Rest In Peace, Monty OumWe'll keep moving forward.

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I am the daughter of King Sombra


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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"mmmBacon."


Xbox Live gamertag: ArgentVulpes636. 

"Greater love, hath no man than this, that he would lay down his life for his friends." -- John 15:13

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." -- Matthew 7:1

"If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward." -- Martin Luther King Jr.

Rest In Peace, Monty OumWe'll keep moving forward.

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