Terrible, Terrible Puns

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

That one was a real Washout.

 

It shore was. Edited June 12, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[ElementOfTenacity 47]

It shore was.

 

The beach puns are really starting to Dry up.

[Mint Petal 258]

The beach puns are really starting to Dry up.

 

Not really. Your argument's all wet.

[ElementOfTenacity 47]

Not really. Your argument's all wet.

 

I Can't sand these beach puns.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Why all these beach jokes?

I'm being washed away by all of them...

[Mint Petal 258]

More beach puns? Shell yeah!

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Can we stop with the rising tide of beach puns, please? I'm really angling for us to stop these susfishious actions.

Edited June 13, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[Simcity11100 772]

What is the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailor?

 

One of them sells watches, and the other watches cells.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

What is the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailor?

 

One of them sells watches, and the other watches cells.

 

Which reminds me...

 

Q: What's the difference between a comma and a cheetah?

A: A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

[Mint Petal 258]

I think you have the wrong CATegory of funnies here.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

I think you have the wrong CATegory of funnies here.

 

Now see here, I won't take these insults lion down... I don't see why we can't just keep our conversation purrfectly civil. And is someone has any lynx to websites with other cat puns, please add them.

[Mint Petal 258]

Hey now, anypony who uses a website to get their puns are all just big cheetahs.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Shut up and go awave, or be my beaches.

[Mint Petal 258]

I showed that beach my mussels. Beaches love mussels.

[A Blithering Div 247]

Hey now, anypony who uses a website to get their puns are all just big cheetahs.

 

Some of them seem a bit fishy to me.

 

I'm sure there are some more animal puns to be had but they're a little unbearable.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

I have but one more thing to add: catfish!

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

This thread never gets boaring.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Today I dropped a doozy of a pun.

 

My older cousin and I were helping our uncle move from his old apartment to a new one. My van was all filled up with stuff and it was time to head to the new apartment. When my cousin got in the passenger side, he was holding this clock and was trying to find a place to wedge it so it wouldn't move during the drive. After he placed it between our seats I said

 

"Looks like we've got time on our side."

[x Fluttering 14]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

A punny pickup line: My heart must be a DJ, cos when I saw you, it dropped a beat.

Edited June 16, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

When my cousin got in the passenger side, he was holding this clock and was trying to find a place to wedge it so it wouldn't move during the drive.

It didn't fit in elsewhere? Must've been one big clock.

(you'll get the pun if you know me)

[benben471 66]

pinkie pie must have loved her rock farm it must have been a very sedimentary life. even though it must have been rock hard work.

[AIMonkey 197]

Sometimes you just goat so much ba-ad stuff.

Sometimes I need Fluttershy to help me because I can't bear it anymore!

It's just all those things going on in this world you know? It feels like a tiresome quest everyday.

Like all those girls watching Twilight, it just has too much Sparkles for me.

I'd rather have a rainbow crash in front of me, then I'd just dash home because after such a rarity I will need to calm down, have an apple, something to calm me down so I stop acting like a jack-ass. Because it's time to use my pinkie to taste that delicious pie I just bought. And not to forget, I got something to spike up the drinks for tonight. Watching the Moon all night long, trying not to sow chaos and just wait till the sun rise. It would be great if it was the day of the Lunar eclipse, but there is plenty of other celestial things going around. If only I had friends to share it with, but that'd require magic in order to happen.

Edited June 19, 2012 by AIMonkey

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

My friend Mario has a date with his girlfriend tonight. She's a peach, you know, he calls her his princess.

Too bad his car was toad though, a rare model produced by Koopa. Oh well, at least his Bows moved him up on the duty yoster, so he'll have time to wait and hail a cap.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

ALL OF THIS.

 

http://mlpforums.com/statuses/id/53351/

 

(special thx to Devin and Mint Petal and NF)