Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Shell like your mussels if you don't clam up. Either way, shell want your cockle. (A cockle is a type of bivalve, for those who don't know.) Um... That's knot what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh Boi 113 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Spy walks into a bar and the bartender says to him, "Why the WRONG face? Dohoho, that one slaps me on the knee. I am afraid only TF2 players will get it. Signature goes here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Um... That's knot what I meant. I know. But I sea oppurtunites for puns and go for them.On a random note, I'm like Goku. Just saiyan. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 I know. But I sea oppurtunites for puns and go for them. On a random note, I'm like Goku. Just saiyan. That was very punny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 That was very punny. I try. Not very hard though. Puns just come naturally to me. So does being like Charlie Sheen, and *points at self* WINNING! http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 I try. Not very hard though. Puns just come naturally to me. So does being like Charlie Sheen, and *points at self* WINNING! Well, I'm out of puns. If you can sea, I'm just repeating stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 (edited) Well, I'm out of puns. If you can sea, I'm just repeating stuff... Hmm. Know what my favorite flavor of pie is?It's Pinkie Flavored Pie! Or is that one too bad? Or did you find it sweet? I need some jelly 'cause I'm on a roll here. Edited July 23, 2012 by Keypassion http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Hmm. Know what my favorite flavor of pie is? It's Pinkie Flavored Pie! Or is that one too bad? Or did you find it sweet? I need some jelly 'cause I'm on a roll here. What's got you buttered up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 What's got you buttered up? You make me sound like a greaser. ('Cause you called me buttered up.)That reminds. I want to wake up oily tomorrow. ('Cause butter is a type of oil/fat.) http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 You make me sound like a greaser. ('Cause you called me buttered up.) That reminds. I want to wake up oily tomorrow. ('Cause butter is a type of oil/fat.) Theses puns are getting out of hand... There are more than ten now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 24, 2012 Share July 24, 2012 Theses puns are getting out of hand... There are more than ten now! Let's keep going until we reach OVER 9000!That joke is older than my great-aunt, and she's two years younger than God. (Her words, not mine. No joke.) http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegeez 150 July 24, 2012 Share July 24, 2012 (edited) Mexican or black jokes. Once you have heard Juan, You have heard Jamal What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball...Juan on Juan *ba dum tsk* Edited July 24, 2012 by weegeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 24, 2012 Share July 24, 2012 You can't have your kayak and heat it too. Hugh, and only Hugh, can stop florist friers. Wow... Just wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flittershy 6 July 25, 2012 Share July 25, 2012 I wrote a ton of puns, thought of this, and started lichen it. Like a MOSS! Yes. That just happened. Wait! Here's another! Why was the salad late? It was too busy dressing! HA! Get it? Because you put dressing... Nevermind. I was going to make a pizza joke... but it's way too cheesy. YES! Right back in! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Tart 161 July 26, 2012 Share July 26, 2012 (edited) What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. You sea what I did there? I shore did! I heard a couple from my history teacher. 1) I was listening to the Mexican weather station...they said it was going to be chili today, but hot tamale. 2) It was raining cats and dogs yesterday, don't step in a poodle! Edited July 26, 2012 by Midnight Melody 2 Credit to MatrixChicken for Signature Credit to Генерал Четник for Avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEngineer 188 July 26, 2012 Share July 26, 2012 I'm not sure how much more of this pun-ishment I can take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilicious 150 July 26, 2012 Share July 26, 2012 A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother But really guys, come on, we all know that a good pun is its own reword. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner 607 July 26, 2012 Share July 26, 2012 Why Does everypony say that puns aren't funny? I love puns! So, Let's talk about Gandhi. Undoubtedly a great guy, but there are a few things about him that most folks don't mention, for example; athlete's foot. Gandhi had one of the worst cases of athlete's foot you ever saw. or smelled. that's what happens when you wear sandals everywhere. Then there was his breath, whew, he didn't need to use violence, he could knock you out with his breath. All in all, one could say he was a Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis. READ ME Do you want an awesome thread to visit? Visit this thread! http://mlpforums.com/topic/39132-ask-any-pony-on-a-date/ My Little Pony is a sparkly, happy diamond among things that are not diamonds. -Apple Cider FimFiction|DeviantArt|Steam|Google+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Eve-- 351 July 26, 2012 Share July 26, 2012 Did you here about the guy who went to a sci-fi convention wearing a red shirt? They say he died of excitement. What do you call a creature who just can't let go? A klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 September 6, 2012 Share September 6, 2012 Plush cetaceans have doll fins. The most dreaded mafioso pokemon of all time was Al Cubone. Prisons are built on jailhouse rock. A pony who likes old-fashioned swordfighting is a swashbucker. This house-eating giant wasn't very hungry at lunchtime, so he just ate a kitchen wing. Viscra: "Th-That window... is it c-covered in... SPI-I-DERS?" Me: "Nah, it's just a black window." Doctor: "Where's that scan I need!" Nurse: "Well doctor, that underage kid likes to mess with machines... so, his curiosity killed the CAT." When Captain Kirk says "Energize!" while the Enterprise needs shields, Scotty ponders: "to beam or not to beam;" that is the question for him. Here's a French one: the equine version of classic comedy features one mean trickster marionette named Poulichinelle. Explanation: "pouliche" means "female foal" (feminine of "poulain"), and "Polichinelle" is the French version of Pulcinella. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 September 6, 2012 Share September 6, 2012 Two mathematicians decided to join a wood sawing competition. This is because they thought that they were both well-versed in Logger Rhythms. 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinemaBrony 1,276 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 I made this little joke up quite recently, about a few weeks ago. I can't really tell whether it's mildly funny or incredibly lame: What do you call a beatnik's favorite Broadway musical? The Music, Man. https://www.youtube.com/user/CinemaBronyVA/videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) If there were no women in the world, it would be a real pain in the butt... I know, I know and I'm sorry. Heard this from a friend and laughed my ass off. Edited September 8, 2012 by Like A Boss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pony Joe 583 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Theses puns are getting out of hand... There are more than ten now! I wish I could say that your puns made me laugh, but no pun in ten did. Heh, heh... I also wish I could say I came up with that one myself. 1 That's really all there is to say on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner 607 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Have some TF2 Puns. What did the Heavy say when he saw a Spy with a Spy-cicle? "Icy Spy!" what did the engineer say when his car-freshner fell off the mirror of his car? "SCENT TREE DOWN!" 1 Do you want an awesome thread to visit? Visit this thread! http://mlpforums.com/topic/39132-ask-any-pony-on-a-date/ My Little Pony is a sparkly, happy diamond among things that are not diamonds. -Apple Cider FimFiction|DeviantArt|Steam|Google+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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