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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The Island of Sodor. UK nostalgia FTW!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Rainbow Dash flew around the Island of Sodor, but she started to wonder about the Trains' odd sapience and the Fat Controller's constant parroting.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

And then Princess Cadance randomly appeared sipping a cup of tea.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

The tea then started shouting "Oi you having a giggle m8? Let's do some banter m8!"

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Celestia doesn't remember smoking cocaine earlier.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Then Cadence spat her tea at Rainbow Dash's face.

[Enigma Stitch 51]

Then everyone did the flop.

[Proton 565]

However, upon doing the flop a portal to another dimension was somehow opened.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A strange pony fell through this opening, landing on someone's head.

 

[Tempted to make it a Mary Sue OC...lol!]

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

This pony (who will not be named for his/her safety) was promptly arrested for assault.

[The Dark Lord 332]

Until the mighty Lord Megatron appeared and freed that Pony

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Then the penguin slapped that pony 20 times saying

 

 

Fear the penguin! FEAR IT!

 

then runs away like a maniac.

[Proton 565]

However, the penguin tripped with a rock while escaping and exploded.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

then serious sam screemed

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Put a sock in it!

[Cwanky 17,567]

While his gay lover Frodo was screaming his head off as internet trolls mercilessly flamed him and actual trolls brutally sodomized him.

[dark swift 9]

and out of no were Godzilla shows up and start attacking

[Proton 565]

But Superman appears and puts Godzilla's short life to an end.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Superman was then trialed for murder.

[Cwanky 17,567]

Superman then famously proclaimed, "I didn't kill him, it was that assclown Ben Affleck!!," to which everyone watching around the world laughed at his expense.

Edited July 25, 2014 by Cwanky

[Twilight Dirac 721]

Superman then suffered a fatal stroke.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Then Sodor was torn into two by a vicious earthquake.

[DubWolf 17,242]

But then a cavalry with horses and more (galoar!!) came to the rescue!

[Proton 565]

However the unfortunate cavalry fell into the hole created by the earthquake.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Meanwhile, in a land far, far away in the West, Ben Affleck flees by boat to Hawaii after killing off a penguin, only to be destroyed by a sea battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons on a Pacific Ocean trash dump.

[Countess Noodle 607]

In which Optimus Prime then begins to tear Megatron apart because he still cant get the hint to get the buck off of earth.