The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I'm so damn safe !

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

I woke up this morning and faced a more dangerous threat from my oatmeal. I'm am pretty damn safe.

[Star48955 706]

 *Banishes to Tartaurus forever.*  However I will give you visitors,a mansion,and requests for more things.I'm not that mean to just banish you,and leave you there.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I think I'll be fine ! Just look at that poney, so cute ^^

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

silli Trotteur Sauvage  this   weapons   do not work on me

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

6 minutes ago, Count Werdowp said:

silli Trotteur Sauvage  this   weapons   do not work on me

My smile will kill you ! And you're cute tongue will kill me too !

[Driz 1,552]

*calls the police*

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Whatever. Just get it over with.  Life is already screwing me as is.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,499]

those teeth sure can dig trough my flesh, oh dear...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Oh ma god ! This poney gonna eat ma ! Run for ye life !

[Star48955 706]

I am not cute. *Does the same to you as GrimGrimoire.*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Pfff ! Just like I already say, I'm fine this poney is innoffensive !

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall not die!!! Not today!

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Lighting, is very dangerous. So, not really screwed cause we all gotta die some day

[Star48955 706]

.........................A flag?What......how is that dangerous?Even if it tries to cover me,I can burn it.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

A flag pole, can fall on your head

Well I'll prefer if it uses magic to cut off my air supply at once, rather than piercing me with its horn cause that'll hurt

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Meh, Lighting can strike the flag pole!

[Star48955 706]

Never mind.Anyway,I can just make a shield.

Edited September 22, 2017 by Star48955

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

I'll get me a good dose of Rainbow power. Hope you like gardens.

I'll just let you ponder that.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

If worst comes to worst, I shall have to run away hoping you won't catch up.

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Where's my lawnmower?

[Driz 1,552]

Yeah. Yup. Mhm. Right. Sure. That stare definitely does not belong to somepony with good intentions. 

[Star48955 706]

.....Illusion spell.No more Moon.(My avatar OC) Just her sister.Moon went that way.

And you fall in a trap.I say bye bye.

[Libra 11,691]

I can't tell if its a unicorn or an alicorn, so I can't really say.

[FlitterFlutter 1,583]

One of the most powerful unicorns are out to kill me? 

Well... I am dead.