Kill the user above you in random way

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Death by backfiring Twi-cannon

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

death by making it so looks can kill

  :okiedokielokie:     

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Death by spiky cupcake

[Phia99 2]

I throw you into a blender, put the blender in lava, take the lava and put it in the qwop qwop machine, take the machine and force a Titan to eat it, trip the Titan into a building, smash the Titan, and takes the qwop qwop machine and take you out, thus, making you a pile of goo.

[Bastion 414]

I throw you into a blender, put the blender in lava, take the lava and put it in the qwop qwop machine, take the machine and force a Titan to eat it, trip the Titan into a building, smash the Titan, and takes the qwop qwop machine and take you out, thus, making you a pile of goo.

What the actual fuck.

 

you die by failing to exist.

[Phia99 2]

You die by me laughing, I kick you off a rail, I take your cutie mark, and I jump into a jet plane. Then, I fly under you, and you fall onto my plane, I do barrel roll (no reference included) and I set my jet on auto, I kick the body off, I jump down as well, and I cut the head, take your organs, give it to my friend, Jack the Ripper, then i take your sword, stab you with it, my plane catches me, then you fall into the ocean, the an alien takes you and throws you into a volcano. Have a nice day!

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I kick you in the ear and you die.

Edited July 17, 2014 by Dattebayo

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Death by gold coin donation

[Proton 565]

You die because I'm the OP

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Death because: [insert funny but gory way to kill someone here]

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Pushes him into a pit of hungry lzrds

[Arctic Night 884]

*Feeds to hungry kittens.

[Luna 831 466]

Death by freezing you to death

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I multiply you by zero.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I think dividing by zero would be an appropriate, albeit cliche, way to deal with you.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

I set fire the magic portrait that contains their mortality.

[Bastion 414]

you die by being banished to the moon for imitating celestia, without a spacesuit.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I think dividing by zero would be an appropriate, albeit cliche, way to deal with you.

While dividing me by zero will indeed lead to my demise, it will also lead to the obliteration of everyone withing a 42 metre radius of me. Be very careful about doing that.

 

Anyway, I kill the above user by burning him in a fire for irony points.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Very well then, I'll simply kill you by jumping into my E.S. unit and rending apart your 4 and 2.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

I'd kill you by teleporting you to a horrible B movie.

[Bastion 414]

gets Killed for shipping reasons.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

death by banana bread.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I blast the above user with a beam of binary created by my six Elements of Mathematics.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You're going to be in for a big ole storm of cats!

*dies by a waterfall of cats*

Meow. 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I'm going to throw you into the Wave Existence known as U-DO! Even Discord can't escape from that.