Ask any MLP Pony

[Toon Richard 534]

Rainbow, Prepare to eat my dust!
*I smile*
Heh heh.
Good luck.
*I run REALLY FRIGGING FAST*

[Mikestar 346]

Dear Ditzy Do,

 

Are you any relation to Daring Do? You both share the same last name.

 

signed,

 

Your secret admirer.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Pinkie,

What would you do if you ran in to a pony who was trash talking about gummy?

 

Wait somebody's talking trash about Gummy?!?! Where are they, I'll give them a piece of my mind!! Oh wait, you're just asking, oh well I think you just saw what I would do. Gummy is my pet and nopony says anything bad about him, NOPONY!!

Rainbow, Prepare to eat my dust!

*I smile*

Heh heh.

Good luck.

*I run REALLY FRIGGING FAST*

 

OH it is so on!!   Wow this guy's really fast. But not faster than me!! *Dash flies her fastest speed yet*

Dear Ditzy Do,

 

Are you any relation to Daring Do? You both share the same last name.

 

signed,

 

Your secret admirer.

 

*Don't have a color yet for Ditzy so no colored text here, sorry*

 

Actually my last name is spelled Doo so it's not the same as Daring's. So I'm not related to her. Wish I was though, that would be awesome!!

 

*seriously if you look her name up on Google it's Ditzy Doo, so just had to mention that.*

Edited July 9, 2013 by Pink Mist

[Toon Richard 534]

*I Extert my legs to the limit, Making me slightly faster than RBD*

I told you, I am  the FASTEST runner in the human world! 

*I jump, and spin, making me go even faster*

 

15 minutes later...

Wow, That was a close one! We were Pretty much even.. 

And i won just by a second!

You really are the fastest in Equestria, No wonder you wanted a challenge. 

Maybe we can do this again?

[Senor Citizen 516]

I thought I'd seen everything. But pastel-coloured ponies... That's new.

*I Extert my legs to the limit, Making me slightly faster than RBD*

I told you, I am  the FASTEST runner in the human world! 

*I jump, and spin, making me go even faster*

 

15 minutes later...

Wow, That was a close one! We were Pretty much even.. 

And i won just by a second!

You really are the fastest in Equestria, No wonder you wanted a challenge. 

Maybe we can do this again?

Ummm.

1. How does spinning make you go faster?

2. How can you spin and run at the same time?

3. HOW THE MERRY HELL DOES A HUMAN RUN FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND?

[Misty Rose 3,216]

*I Extert my legs to the limit, Making me slightly faster than RBD*

I told you, I am  the FASTEST runner in the human world! 

*I jump, and spin, making me go even faster*

 

15 minutes later...

Wow, That was a close one! We were Pretty much even.. 

And i won just by a second!

You really are the fastest in Equestria, No wonder you wanted a challenge. 

Maybe we can do this again?

 

Oh yeah, we can totally do this again! You're some pretty good competition. Nopony's even come close to beating me in a race, and you almost did with LEGS!! Thanks for the invite Cherry Bob omb, I can't wait to hang out some more.  

I thought I'd seen everything. But pastel-coloured ponies... That's new.

Ummm.

1. How does spinning make you go faster?

2. How can you spin and run at the same time?

3. HOW THE MERRY HELL DOES A HUMAN RUN FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND?

 

The imagination can make you do ANYTHING!! Plus there's no way to explain most of the stuff that Dash does in the normal human world, so this is pretty cool for a human. You really put up a challenge there Cherry. I'm impressed! You sure gave Dash a fair race!

[Toon Richard 534]

I thought I'd seen everything. But pastel-coloured ponies... That's new.

Ummm.

1. How does spinning make you go faster?

2. How can you spin and run at the same time?

3. HOW THE MERRY HELL DOES A HUMAN RUN FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND?

I Jumped, and spinned, and run

Its just im a boss.

[OneTrickPony 64]

Fluttershy what do you do with your dead anim... *Twilight whispers something* OH nevermind I I I... *runs away*

Edited July 9, 2013 by Neptune

[Princess Snowwie 126]

Princess Luna, is it ok if i got to write you letters just like Twilight Sparkles did for Princess Celestia? I think i would be able to show you what letters i learned in friendship!

 

Dashie, one day can we sport the same sunglasses and look 20% cooler? also can i meet Tank and hug him

 

Derpy, can you deliver me muffins for my trip to Bronycon?

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Fluttershy what do you do with your dead anim... *Twilight whispers something* OH nevermind I I I... *runs away*

 

Oh that's ok, it pains me to think of my little dead animal friends, but things do happen.  I just bury them and leave them flowers and always come back to visit them, it's the right thing to do. I gotta go. 

Princess Luna, is it ok if i got to write you letters just like Twilight Sparkles did for Princess Celestia? I think i would be able to show you what letters i learned in friendship!

 

Dashie, one day can we sport the same sunglasses and look 20% cooler? also can i meet Tank and hug him

 

Derpy, can you deliver me muffins for my trip to Bronycon?

 

Thou hast permission to write me letters. You can write to me about your studies and discoveries in friendship. I shall be looking forward to your letters.

 

Oh sure we can wear matching sunglasses. They'll make you 20% cooler like me.   I'm sure Tank would love to meet ya, just make sure to bring a helmet.

 

Sure I can deliver you muffins. We can eat them together.  

Edited July 9, 2013 by Pink Mist

[Princess Snowwie 126]

YAY!!!! Dashie i has my glasseses on! now im 20% cooler! And i am ready to meet Tank!!!!

 

Derpy! i need choco muffins (they are good for me)

 

Princess Luna, can i touch your wings? 

[OneTrickPony 64]

Rarity,

I'M ON BROHOOF WAY TOMORROW (pony broad way) I'M EXICTED but also very nervous. I hope to see you in the crowd

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

This post has been redacted by the author.

Edited May 6, 2021 by Blue

[Misty Rose 3,216]

YAY!!!! Dashie i has my glasseses on! now im 20% cooler! And i am ready to meet Tank!!!!

 

Derpy! i need choco muffins (they are good for me)

 

Princess Luna, can i touch your wings? 

 

Awesome, Tank's ready to meet you too.   Let's be 20% cooler together pal!

Choco muffins, no problem!  

Sure thou may touch my grand royal wings. Just try to be delicate.

Rarity,

I'M ON BROHOOF WAY TOMORROW (pony broad way) I'M EXICTED but also very nervous. I hope to see you in the crowd

 

Oh darling, don't be nervous. Stage fright is something common among performers, but I'll be in the crowd to cheer you on. After all what are friends for? 

To Diamond Tiara:

 

Your education has been suspended and forthwith you are being investigated on the suspicions of the following crime(s):

-------------------------------------

SUBPONEA OF TESTIMONY

CAPITAL LIBEL AGAINST H.R.M. PRINCESS CELESTIA

ACCUSATION OF SEDITION

-------------------------------------

Whereby,

-------------------------------------

Contents of the Printed Document:

"FOAL FREE PRESS, THE"

Contain the evidenced materials of accusation. [1]

 

IT IS SO DECLARED

BY ORDER OF THE CROWN

Equestria Royal Guard & Ministry of Justice

Long Live the Princesses

 

What?!?! DADDY!!! My dad will sort this out, he's the owner of Barnyard Bargains you know. Blame Featherweight, all I did was tell him to document everything, he chose what to take pictures of, it's not my fault he just happened to take pictures of the Princess.

Blame those lame Cutie Mark Crusaders too, they WROTE THE ARTICLE!! I just approved it, I didn't even look at it that much! I demand justice!

Edited July 9, 2013 by Pink Mist

[Toon Richard 534]

To mane 6:
How about me and my oc's vs the 6 of you in dodgeball?

It will be fun!

[Misty Rose 3,216]

To mane 6:

How about me and my oc's vs the 6 of you in dodgeball?

 

It will be fun!

 

Oh yeah it's so on!!  

Dodgeball is not my thing, I'm into fashion, but I guess one friendly round won't hurt. Just as long as nobody hits me! It may ruin my coat and hooves.

 

Um Rare, getting hit is what dodgeball is about, that's why you have to dodge. At least that's what I read in this book I have about the subject. I'm sure I can do some more research and then I can play. It would be fun.  

 

YAY!! I love games! Sure I'll play against any of your OC'S.  

 

Um maybe when I get done applebucking. Sure I'll join in, I've got Bucky McGillycuddy and Kicks McGee to help me out!

 

Um maybe not, you see, I'm not much for rough sports, or any sports. I would prefer to go on a critter picnic. I'm afraid someone will hit me.  

Edited July 9, 2013 by Pink Mist

[Toon Richard 534]

Richard: Aww yeah! Get ready, Im pretty awesome with my...
SpinShot! Its fast, and its simple! I fly and strike the ball with my wings!
Shardz:
So.. We are playing against the mane 6, ricky?
Me: Eeeyup!
Shardz: I wonder what special shots they have? Mine is the QuartzShot wich scatters 3 balls at once, and able to hit 3 ponies at once.
Me: And mine is Thunderball, I throw using all my strength, and hits one player with acuracy.
My team + captain:
Me (Captain) , Shardz, Richard.
M6 Team + Captain:
Twilight (Captain), Pinkie, Fluttershy,Rainbow dash, rarity, Apple jack.

Now, the way we play it is 2 hits=Your out.
 

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Richard: Aww yeah! Get ready, Im pretty awesome with my...

SpinShot! Its fast, and its simple! I fly and strike the ball with my wings!

Shardz:

So.. We are playing against the mane 6, ricky?

Me: Eeeyup!

Shardz: I wonder what special shots they have? Mine is the QuartzShot wich scatters 3 balls at once, and able to hit 3 ponies at once.

Me: And mine is Thunderball, I throw using all my strength, and hits one player with acuracy.

My team + captain:

Me (Captain) , Shardz, Richard.

M6 Team + Captain:

Twilight (Captain), Pinkie, Fluttershy,Rainbow dash, rarity, Apple jack.

 

Now, the way we play it is 2 hits=Your out.

 

 

6 against 3 huh? I could take you punks on in my sleep! Get ready!  

 

Oh my I really hope I don't ruin my mane. Or that I start sweating, I HATE SWEATING!!

 

 

Let's see, oh yes here it is. The Ponies Guide To Dodgeball. *reads* Ok, I'm well read on the subject. I am ready to be the captain  

 

Oh oh I have some cool moves. Hey can I shoot balls out of my party cannon? I'm sure I can hit all 3 of you!!!

 

 

Well I can definitely get these two bad boys back here to hit two of y'all at once. YEEHAWW!!

 

 

Rainbow Dash forced me to come but I don't want to do this. PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!! I'm too scared.  

Edited July 9, 2013 by Pink Mist

[Toon Richard 534]

3
2
1.....
GOOOO!!!

*60 minutes later... Me and twilight are the only ones left.*
So.. Its true your smart.
Kekeke, So am i.
Pinkie almost got me with that party cannon. Shes a good shot.
Heh.. LETS DO THIS!
Come at me bro!
 

[Misty Rose 3,216]

*sorry writing this from my phone so no pretty colored text*

I still can't believe you beat Rainbow Dash and AppleJack. But then again, that's how I beat them in The Running of The Leaves with the power of KNOWLEDGE!! That Dodgeball Guide was quite accurate and resourceful.

*Twilight kicks a ball in your direction*

[Mikestar 346]

 

 

*Don't have a color yet for Ditzy so no colored text here, sorry*   Actually my last name is spelled Doo so it's not the same as Daring's. So I'm not related to her. Wish I was though, that would be awesome!!

 

(you could use this color, it's pretty close to her coat color)  

 

Dear Ditzy Doo,

 

Thank you for letting me know that. I can't actually read! I dictate all my letters to my scribe, whose name is Mikestar. So Ditzy, do you get offended when people call you Derpy?

 

Signed

 

Your secret admirerer

[Princess Snowwie 126]

Dashie, tell Tank I said hi to him and im your PAL?!? *squee

 

Derpy, i love you!

 

Luna, *touches wing* sooo soft....

[Misty Rose 3,216]

(you could use this color, it's pretty close to her coat color)  

 

Dear Ditzy Doo,

 

Thank you for letting me know that. I can't actually read! I dictate all my letters to my scribe, whose name is Mikestar. So Ditzy, do you get offended when people call you Derpy?

 

Signed

 

Your secret admirerer

*Thanks! I'll use it next time! But like I said no colored text on phone for a while sorry everypony*

 

Well, I don't really get offended anymore. I used to, but lately lots of people call me Derpy so I've gotten used to it.

Dashie, tell Tank I said hi to him and im your PAL?!? *squee

Derpy, i love you!

Luna, *touches wing* sooo soft....

Hey Tank Princess Snowwie says hi, you wanna be friends with her? He smiled so I think he says yes. Thanks for being a pal!

 

Love you too. Hope you liked your muffins!

 

I am a princess, tis my duty to keep my wings as soft as possible. I am glad you like them.

[Mikestar 346]

Dear Ditzy,

 

So do you prefer Ditzy now or Derpy? I actually like the name Derpy, I named my pet cockatiel after you.

 

signed,

 

Your secret admirerer  Shhhh don't tell anyone.

[Toon Richard 534]

*Dodges Swiftly*
You do realize i can do my Special shot?
*Special shot!!!!*