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How do you masticate?


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Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?

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Awww I was hoping you left the OP blank so people misunderstand what the word masticate means and freak out.

 

I was going to say "very slow and lusciously"

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Sometimes I like to call my bros over and we all masticate in the living room while watching the game

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All you guys actually misread the title at first, oh my, get your minds of the alcantarilla. I actually thought "Now that's a random question"

 

And to be honest, I have no idea, I've never stopped to think how I masticate

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Masticating at a funeral is not cool.

 

But masticating throughout the reception afterwards is!

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