How do you masticate?

[Yellow Diamond 7,565]

I try not to make too much of a mess when I masticate. That's why I always have a paper towel on hand.

[Fizz. 1,078]

I masticated once during the glass and the teacher never knew.

[Knight Shadrahk 159]

I just got done doing it.

[Radiance64 7,053]

I like to crunch and munch my lunch.

[Anachronous 682]

I feel like such a geek for knowing what this word was as soon as I saw it.

 

Anyways, I prefer to masticate either gently or in an aloof, disinterested manner as though I am chewing gum.

[Mister Jack 566]

Hard and fast.

[Halfblood 364]

When I was a young'un, my entire family would hold hands around the dinner table, and my father would say grace. Afterwards, we'd all masticate well into the evening.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

I like to savor it for as long as possible.

 

When I was a young'un, my entire family would hold hands around the dinner table, and my father would say grace. Afterwards, we'd all masticate well into the evening.

 

Nice sig man

[PlNKlE PIE 364]

I don't usually analyze these things.

 

But when I eat cake or anything else that's baked, or generally sweet, I che- MASTICATE quickly. I don't know why.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Nice going, OP... I think you paved the way for a ton of unwanted sex jokes on this thread

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I'm masticating right now.

 

Yeah, try to imagine that in your heads right now.

[Strong Hooves 289]

Im masticating as I type this!!!!

[PlNKlE PIE 364]

I'm masticating right now.

 

Yeah, try to imagine that in your heads right now.

 

All I'm envisioning is some average paced jaw movement. What ever cou- OH YOU SLY DOG YOU.

[falzar 9]

i get it haha you got me i almost closed this page so that i had nothing to distract me from screaming wtf at the top of my lungs

when i understood what you mean by this

stupid kid that sits next to me in my algebra class you made my dirty mind act-up again

but for some reason i can't stop laughing now

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

I usually engage in ferocious, desire-driven mastication. However, sometimes I masticate slowly to prolong pleasure. Music helps.

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

I eat how I ear, I eat Apples while Shuffling Random topic but i'm fine with it Tigger =3

[Pony Joe 583]

Mastication helps me focus during class. I usually keep some gum in my pocket for when the urge strikes.

 

 

This is so wrong...

[Crispy 5,563]

In the car, in the classroom, at friend's houses... doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing.

 

Hell, sometimes while watching ponies.

 

I masticate frequently and without shame.

[Swoop 2,278]

tons of people usually watch me masticate

 

People looking at you oddly when you masticate? Look them dead in the eye and finish strongly.

[Evilshy 5,090]

I once saw porn that involved mastication. I really wish I hadn't. I mean, she was masticating hard. I don't see how that's arousing, unless your a mastochist or something.

[DashingRainbow36 263]

In private, like a pig.

In public, like a lady.

[EldarSteve 119]

With my friends, with my family even with my grandparents.

 

 

but not my cousin he's way to sloppy and gets stuff everywhere.

[FLARE 952]

Masticating is a waste of time, I tend to swallow with out masticating.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

I feel like such a geek for knowing what this word was as soon as I saw it.

 

Anyways, I prefer to masticate either gently or in an aloof, disinterested manner as though I am chewing gum.

 

 

I can thank my friend Ryan from 8th grade for letting me know what "masticate" means.

 

The feel, it is so known.

[Tailssod 20]

Wow, that's interesting... I, well... Don't make noises XD

And do it with closed mouth