Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302 May 21, 2015 Share May 21, 2015 (edited) When I was attending kindergarten, I was dared / offered compensation (possibly a nickel) to kiss a girl I liked. It's not especially clear anymore, but I think I roughly forced a kiss onto her hand (and accepted the nickel afterwards). Years later, that same girl whose hand I kissed LOST HER THUMB! Coincidence? When I was attending kindergarten, I walked around the track during P.E. showing my underwear (just the upper part!) to the other children. My activities were discovered by the coach, and I was made to stand outside a door to await a paddling. I was let off the hook. When I was attending grade school, some large kid paused silently in front of me for several seconds. I believe I opened my mouth to say something, and he then managed to (quite deliberately) spit a large glob of saliva right into my mouth. I stood there shocked for a few moments before heading over to a water fountain and washing my mouth out. Edited May 21, 2015 by Ziggy and Angelbaby "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1111 1,284 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I think nsfw art streams are fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I have relatively little NSFW art. Shocking, I know. 1 "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I should be sleeping right now... -_- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzecat 350 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I use the Everything filter on derpibooru only to get rid of the stupid spoiler tags, and am actually a bit disturbed by most of the shit that shows up as well. TL;DR Derpibooru needs a spoiler filter I went to Walmart and picked up one of those romance books with the guy's abs on it and read a random chapter from it. I regret that decision. My neighbors have extremely loud parties every year and I always think about getting out the guns and firing off a few rounds (in the air) to get them to shut up. Get some blanks. Or set off some fireworks by their windows. I'm sure they won't mind. 1 Semper ubi sub ubi Wyzecat supra omnia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel 1,059 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I really hate watching football, but I love playing it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plume 922 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I've never had a crush on anyone ^^ 1 Jazz Sonata ○ Remix Blitz ○ Treble Whistler ○ Pastel Lullaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco before Pommel 678 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 ~ I can't imagine ever meeting someone who I'm attracted to and would want to date...who would also be interested in me. It just seems like way too much to ask ~ Pretty sure I have serious jealousy issues, but weirdly I get way more jealous of people on the internet than RL - people who are amazing at writing, cosplaying, singing (basically all the things I want to do) or just popular/good at making friends. ~ (kinda related to above) I read fanfiction that I think is worse than mine to feel better about myself. I sometimes have trouble reading good fanfiction because I keep comparing it to my own and feeling bad instead of being able to just enjoy the story, which kinda sucks ~ I get way too defensive of Fluttershy when people criticise her, probably because I relate to her so much it almost feels like a personal attack - even though I know objectively that it's not, everyone has different tastes and it's totally fine if they don't like my fave character, etc - because I have all the same flaws she has (even more so), so I feel like they would most likely hate me if they knew me too (this is ridiculous because I even have friends who don't like Fluttershy and it's not like I judge them for it or anything, but...IDK ) 1 wonderful signature by Blue Moon & Wheatley! | cosplay | deviantart | fimfiction | johari window | pm me for 3DS friend code, or just to talk/make friends/whatever! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BisKit 93 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I've never been to any amusement park, or carnival. Just rode a merry go round in a mall. I don't know what a festival is like. Secretly read a bunch of fanfics, also including MLP ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1111 1,284 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I have low self esteem and image and also feel like a weirdo around other people who arnt my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 516 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I read something pony that was NSFW and i'm ashamed of myself because i wasn't repulsed by it. signature by; https://mlpforums.com/user/26424-minikirby123/art by; http://pucksterv.deviantart.com/ profile picture by; https://mlpforums.com/user/36534-prophet/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kivil 1,721 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I got onto mlp forums because I don't have many friends. 2 ~My life is a bunch of Discord~Yes, the pun was intended~Kivil~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BisKit 93 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I don't tell any of my friends that I'm a pegasister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Hadron 372 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 ~ I get way too defensive of Fluttershy when people criticise her, probably because I relate to her so much it almost feels like a personal attack - even though I know objectively that it's not, everyone has different tastes and it's totally fine if they don't like my fave character, etc - because I have all the same flaws she has (even more so), so I feel like they would most likely hate me if they knew me too (this is ridiculous because I even have friends who don't like Fluttershy and it's not like I judge them for it or anything, but...IDK ) I do the same thing with things I like, such as MLP or whatever I do. Maybe not for the reasons you say, but I still get overly defensive of things. Am I the only one who was reminded of Spike's "confessions" in that one episode because of this thread? (I think the episode was Party of One) Oh, you're waiting for my confession? Errrr....I stole chocolate out of the kitchen last night? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I clop to ponies. Like, a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Heart 978 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 Everyone's favorite photo of me is photoshopped You're the most basic of jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SombrasCourtMusician 55 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I don't have issues with furries. In fact, I am one. *Gaaasp*~ The only time I was in a serious (non-sport) fight I managed to keep calm for about five or ten minutes of attacks (I was stuck at the back of a bus), but after that I snapped and ended up sending my attacker to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel 1,059 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I told a manager at Walmart I'd nut in his wife for kicking me and my friends out of Walmart at 3am. (Disclaimer; I was not high or drunk) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Luigi 2,065 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 - I have thought many times about living as a woman after leaving high school (think I'll do that). I'm transgender. - I'm definitely a slut. - I may have killed a couple innocent bugs during my lifetime on accident. Gives me a guilty conscience. -I'm absolutely insane and out of my mind. You can tell by my passionate love affair with violent video games, and my laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Hadron 372 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 - I may have killed a couple innocent bugs during my lifetime on accident. Gives me a guilty conscience. Me too. I've also killed more than enough mouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Luigi 2,065 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 On being insane: I think I am mildly bipolar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 (edited) Me too. I've also killed more than enough mouses. How many is enough, though? I think it's how you kill them that matters. I remember using traditional mousetraps in our old place. Trap was triggered sometime during the night, but the mouse wasn't killed. Its lower body was held and, disconcertingly, compressed by the trap, and the poor bastard managed to drag itself off a counter top and onto the kitchen floor. I filled a container with water and submerged the mouse (still in the trap) until it drowned. I don't recall using traditional mousetraps after that. When I was a little kid, I so didn't want to part with our tiger-striped kitty Tiger Lily that I carried her with me to the bathroom one time. This was not one of my better life choices and, unsurprisingly, did not end well. Edited May 22, 2015 by Ziggy and Angelbaby 1 "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Hadron 372 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 When I was a little kid, I so didn't want to part with our tiger-striped kitty Tiger Lily that I carried her with me to the bathroom one time. This was not one of my better life choices and, unsurprisingly, did not end well. Didn't want to part with your what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BohabofEquestria 58 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 I have Schizophrenia, chronic depression, and panic disorder ...Holy crap. I had no idea you were schizophrenic. Is it bad? I have Aspergers, if it makes you feel any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302 May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 Didn't want to part with your what? When I was a little kid, I so didn't want to part with our tiger-striped kitty Tiger Lily that I carried her with me to the bathroom one time. We also used to put her into a dresser drawer and watch her pop out of another. "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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