Confession Time!

[Zygen 6,066]

- I have never seen Lord of the Rings.

 

- I use to be a really crap speller, like I use to spell hello as "hellow" yeah... 

 

- I like MLP *Gasp*

 

- There was a point in time much earlier in my time on the forums where at first I was way to obsessed with post count and crap. But I learned not to really care over time.

 

- I have a bad temper.

 

- I have actually read what I guess was a clopfic before due to my excessive curiosity that I naturally have with all kinds of things. Although I didn't really get it. So yeah, not my thing.

 

- I'm what you'd call "pee shy" i guess in that I cannot pee at a urinal when others are in the bathroom, actually I can hardly pee in a stall if others are in the bathroom many times. Don't ask me why, I just am.

 

- I have peed in a bottle a couple times before when I was younger and there were no bathrooms. I have also peed on the side of the road when I was younger on roadtrips and stuff. 

- I have also peed in the shower before, curiosity killed the cat, except i'm not a cat, and I didn't get killed, it actually felt pretty good.

- And then of course I peed outside plenty times when I was in Boy scouts and went camping since the bathrooms were pretty far from the campsite. 

 

- Also, peeing outside is in a weird way, kind of enjoyable? (I'm a weirdo, sorry.)

 

- While we're on the subject, i've also wet my pants a few times at night before, (And like, a teenager.), but when I do I just get up and change and go back to sleep so I don't think my parents have known any of the times.

 

- Despite the fact that I think crying is perfectly acceptable as a guy or girl, I still kind of have something of a fear of it in a way. In that I don't want to cry, and won't in most cases when I feel like crying. 

 

 

- I've wished bad things upon myself so I could get my attention sometimes because I feel really lonely at times.

 

- I feel as though I can be an attention hog to say the least, because I can get jealous of others who get attention quite easily. Probably due partially to feeling lonely.

 

- I have a fear of the human body, well, more specifically the internal workings of it. Like the internal organs. It's not like I get scared everytime I look at myself in the mirror or something ;p. But this fear has gotten better finally, so I'm more so just uncomfortable with that stuff. Not downright scared half dead.

 

- I'm also scared of heights, bugs, public speaking, rejection, and many other things. I'm a bit of a scaredy cat.

 

- Even though I am usually someone who tries to avoid the perverted side of my mind caused mostly by my wonderful freaking hormones, and usually I am not interested in the sexual aspect of things, I do have times where my mind can be pretty perverted too. I try not to be though atleast. 

 

- While I usually say that I have no interest in dating anyone, I am secretly probably more interested then I make people think, but I just don't have the guts to ask anyone out. But I still worry that I won't be able to date anyone ever and I'll end up alone the rest of my life.

 

- I have wondered what being a girl would be like, purely out of curiosity, I don't think it's because i'm like trans or anything, but like I said I am a very curious person, so I just kinda wonder about these things.

 

- I wonder what being an animal would be like, usually like Horses, or Dogs, or Cats or something like that. Again, just curiosity in my mind working it's magic.

 

- I've been to counseling before, for like two times at school, and once over this summer actually. 

 

- I complain to much I think.

 

- I have times where I really do not like girls, and I have times where I really do not like guys. I also have times where I really don't like people at all. 

 

- But then I have times where I love like everybody, so idk.

 

- I really like to sing, and want to get really good at it, i'm currently only like half decent after practicing when I can and teaching myself.

 

- I don't feel comfortable singing in front of others, so I don't get to really sing that often, besides when I'm home alone. 

 

- Girls who say that being a girl is harder than being a guy really get on my nerves, because I feel it is an entirely different experience for each gender. Plus they say it in such a superiority way, and there are a lot of girls I know who are always all about how girls are superior to guys, and yeah, it really annoys me. Lots of women superiority people I know. 

 

I am probably going to regret this...

 

Ok. I think that's enough, I figured since it's late at night might as well do this, because idk xD. I'm much more inclined to do so at night I guess. 

 

 

 

It's nice to get some stuff on my chest in one way, but on the other end, I kind of feel like I'll regret this... ;p

 

Oh well, what's done is done.

Edited August 7, 2014 by Zygen

[Derpaholic 1,155]

-I am - and have been for a long time - completely and utterly in love with Ponyville's ditziest mailmare.
-I'm in an "imaginary" relationship with said mailmare.
-I have a lenghty criminal record, full of juvenile delinquency.
-I once stole a guitar from my local music shop by taking one of my older guitars with me in a guitar case, and then swapping it with the one in the store.
-I suffer from three different mental disorders.
-I tend to get extremely jealous whenever I see shipping pictures, involving Derpy with... well, ANY colt, I guess.
-I find real-life horse and pony mares sexually attractive, and I think there's a definite possibility that I may be a latent zoophile.

Edited August 13, 2014 by Derp My Life

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

Sometimes, I go out of my way to strictly moderate my time with pony stuff - just because I don't want to clarify as an obsessive...

 

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@NighTCore

 

You... LIKE 4CHAN?!?! You... You monster!

 

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@Zygen

 

Fellow weirdo, welcome to the club!

 

EDIT: After reading all of your post, it seems we are the same person. One of us must die before we can meet eachother, or a time space paradox will take place. Luckily, ponies will survive if this happens.

Edited August 15, 2014 by Neighsayer

[Live Forever 316]

I... DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE SALMON.

 

I have never kissed.

[Live Forever 316]

Top 10 Confessions!
 

10. I have never watched South Park.

9. I was bi-curious at one point.

8. I like Way Out West (Don't hate me).

7. I have only dated one person before. And we never kissed.

6. I have an bloating-from-eating fetish.

5. I have not watched any anime besides Akira and the first episode of Pokemon.

4. I didn't like Equestria Girls.

3. I like the MLP toys!

2. I like clopfics.

1. I like the show Impractical Jokers.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

6. I have an bloating-from-eating fetish.

This one.

I think I have it too. (See my last post.)

Well, I'm not alone. 

 

 

[Zygen 6,066]

Sometimes, I go out of my way to strictly moderate my time with pony stuff - just because I don't want to clarify as an obsessive...

 

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@NighTCore

 

You... LIKE 4CHAN?!?! You... You monster!

 

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@Zygen

 

Fellow weirdo, welcome to the club!

 

EDIT: After reading all of your post, it seems we are the same person. One of us must die before we can meet eachother, or a time space paradox will take place. Luckily, ponies will survive if this happens.

;p. So you have done everything I have? Well, I still feel weird posting it, but what's done is done. I did it late at night, and I guess I didn't think alot ;p.

 

Atleast I'm not the only one. lol

 

We should meet and create a time paradox though, it'll be fun .

[Shift 4,272]

- I didn't like, or cry, during Titanic.

- If a gal, or dude, hits me, even if they're twice my size, I'll hit them back. In the more sensitive area. And I don't cry when someone hits me.

- I pace. A lot.

- I love reading so much it's freaky.

- I read *that* type of fanfiction. Frequently.

- I wait until the last minute to do my work, despite my good grades.

- I insult almost everybody I meet in my head, although I'm peppy and sarcastic on the outside.

- I have never dated.

- I have never been sexually or romantically attracted to anybody, though some people are better looking than others.

- I have only kissed once, and that was when I was in 1st grade, so that doesn't count.

- I like 4chan sometimes.

- I frequent tumblr.

- I like those Nick sitcoms such as Full House.

- My friend introduced me to rock music (AC/DC and Led Zeppelin) and I really enjoy it.

- I'm a girl, but I hate makeup, dresses (How are you supposed to run/pace in those things?), high heels (How do I run?), and I don't care about my hair. I still hang out with girls and don't play sports though.

- I freak out about my future and my grades frequently, but never express it on the outside.

- I hum constantly, and softly sing, but I am a terrible singer.

- My entire family is Christian, but I consider myself to be Agnostic. I haven't told them yet in fear of ruining my entire future (They probably won't ruin my future, but just a precaution)

- I am swear fairly often with my friends in private.

- I yell at the TV VERY OFTEN. Especially during the episode 'Lucifer Rising' and 'Swan Song' from SPN.

- I have a very negative view on life.

- I actually have a healthy relationship with 95% of my teachers, as in a high five and conversation relationship.

- I am very vocal about my opinions and hold myself in a high regard.

- I say I don't play FPS's, but I adore Fallout and Half Life. Does Portal count?

- I despise country music.

- I love verbal pissing matches.

Edited August 20, 2014 by Shift

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

I was diagnosed with aspergers at six, but I'm not socially awkward atall (well, sometimes I don't know what to say - but that's normal for 12 year olds... Right? RIGHT???)...

- I didn't like, or cry, during Titanic.
- If a gal, or dude, hits me, even if they're twice my size, I'll hit them back. In the more sensitive area. And I don't cry when someone hits me.
- I pace. A lot.
- I love reading so much it's freaky.
- I read *that* type of fanfiction. Frequently.
- I wait until the last minute to do my work, despite my good grades.
- I insult almost everybody I meet in my head, although I'm peppy and sarcastic on the outside.
- I have never dated.
- I have never been sexually or romantically attracted to anybody, though some people are better looking than others.
- I have only kissed once, and that was when I was in 1st grade, so that doesn't count.
- I like 4chan sometimes.
- I frequent tumblr.
- I like those Nick sitcoms such as Full House.
- My friend introduced me to rock music (AC/DC and Led Zeppelin) and I really enjoy it.
- I'm a girl, but I hate makeup, dresses (How are you supposed to run/pace in those things?), high heels (How do I run?), and I don't care about my hair. I still hang out with girls and don't play sports though.
- I freak out about my future and my grades frequently, but never express it on the outside.
- I hum constantly, and softly sing, but I am a terrible singer.
- My entire family is Christian, but I consider myself to be Agnostic. I haven't told them yet in fear of ruining my entire future (They probably won't ruin my future, but just a precaution)
- I am swear fairly often with my friends in private.
- I yell at the TV VERY OFTEN. Especially during the episode 'Lucifer Rising' and 'Swan Song' from SPN.
- I have a very negative view on life.
- I actually have a healthy relationship with 95% of my teachers, as in a high five and conversation relationship.
- I am very vocal about my opinions and hold myself in a high regard.
- I say I don't play FPS's, but I adore Fallout and Half Life. Does Portal count?
- I despise country music.
- I love verbal pissing matches.

 Portal definately counts. Have you seen how many things you have to kill?

 

For instance, you brutally murder a button - who probably had a button wife; and little button kids - by putting a cube on it.

 

However, incinerating robots is fine.

 

Also, why should a girl have to like skirts and makeup? I'm a guy and I hate lifting weights. And I'm not fit in the slightest, although I'm certainly not fat (chubby, maybe. Certainly not fat. And I'm only chubby because it's the summer holidays, and I binge eat during the summer holidays ). And to say I have the mental state of a "man" is to say a sheep has the intelect of Einstein.

Edited August 21, 2014 by Neon Vinyl Scratch

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

I like the Princess Molestia Tumblr (too bad it's down). It would be that tumblr, and Discord that got me into MLP.

[Enemy Stand 446]

-I've never been in a relationship.

 

-Back in middle school, I used to be one of those guys who thought they should get a girlfriend because it was "cool". Glad I'm not like that anymore.

 

-I enjoy listening to rap music, to a degree.

 

-I'm rather anti-violent in real life, but I love watching violence in games, movies, and TV shows (although, that seems to be the case for many people).

[Shift 4,272]

Also, why should a girl have to like skirts and makeup? I'm a guy and I hate lifting weights. And I'm not fit in the slightest, although I'm certainly not fat (chubby, maybe. Certainly not fat. And I'm only chubby because it's the summer holidays, and I binge eat during the summer holidays ). And to say I have the mental state of a "man" is to say a sheep has the intelect of Einstein.

Thank you. Someone who gets that stereotypes stink.

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

-I masterbate. I don't clop. I like human women.

 

-I'm hate bronies that never ever shut the hell up about mlp

 

-I got a bit of an anger issue *just look at my proflie 800 warning points* (I'm working on this though)

 

-I hate COD execpt the old WWII ones and WAW (its not old)

 

-I love Bioshock. Best game ever. So creepy, fun, and mysterious (that's not really a confession)

 

-I get excited when I see a black or asian brony for some weird reason

 

-I try to be happy and random at school but actually I don't like being called a retard 3 times every single day.

 

-I don't use urinals that don't have walls. You ain't seeing my steam and leaf plot and I'm not seeing yours

 

-I want to punch my 6th grade LA teacher Mrs. Gribbins. Yeah she's a girl but she is that much of a bitch that you just want to hit her.

 

-I have seen every MLP episode execpt Crystal Empire 1 & 2. I don't plan on watching them anytime soon.

 

-I hate space marines

 

-GTA's adult humor is and was never funny. It ruins the damn story and makes it less believable.

 

-I fucking love to curse

 

-I'm biased on women. Like hot pegasisters are way hotter than non brony women. Unless they got real bitchy attitudes

 

-I honestly think if Navy Seals and army or marines went toe to toe. Army or marines would win.

 

-I don't like real life horses. They ain't pretty.

 

-I can't do a non gun, non action, non war rp. They bore me.

 

-I got ideas for fanfics but never get around to writing them.

 

-I have clopped to ponies before. Didn't like it. Won't do it again.

 

-I wish there were more good war fanfics out there

 

-Rainbow Dash in Testing Testing 1 2 3 is exactly like me in class

Edited August 24, 2014 by Semper Fi

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

*Sigh* Not proud to be able to say this.

-I swear quite a bit.

-I only seen the Star Wars prequels.

-I get mad at other bronies when they post a pony comment on a non-pony video, the reason being it's irrelevant and makes the fandom look bad. Also, I reply with harsh responses.

-I am agnostic.

-I always panicked and got paranoid when I was a closet brony last year. In fact, everyday when I was closet, I thought of some plan that in the end failed because I was too scared to confess that I am a brony. It took me 6 months to tell my brother, and 10 to tell my parents.

Edited March 17, 2016 by remove p l e a s e ?

[Live Forever 316]

*Sigh* Not proud to be able to say this.

-I swear quite a bit.

-I get mad at other bronies when they post a pony comment on a non-pony video, the reason being it's irrelevant and makes the fandom look bad. Also, I reply with harsh responses. I also hate when a brony comments about a non-pony video, and then suddenly a million anti-bronies reply talking about how horrible the show is.

-I get the fat/bloating fantasy nearly half the nights I sleep. 95% of the fantasies involving ponies. Also, I have drawn fat/bloat ponies in my drawing pad. (Sorry, you can't see them bec-Wait, you want to see them!? As I was saying, I don't have a scanner and my cameras suck.) While I don't draw them, in fear of my parents seeing them, I'll buy you a scanner! I'm joking of course.

-I am agnostic.

-I always panicked and got paranoid when I was a closet brony last year. In fact, everyday when I was closet, I thought of some plan that in the end failed because I was too scared to confess that I am a brony. It took me 6 months to tell my brother, and 10 to tell my parents. I have not told my brother or father, but it did take me from December-late July to tell my mom.

 

Anything I deleted was things I don't do. Comments in bold.

[Zygen 6,066]

Ive peed in the pool before...

I feel like everyone has atleast once , if we're being honest here...

I hug pillows almost every night when I go to sleep

I need a plush or something...

I hug my pillows many times at night, especially when I'm feeling alone...

[Zekromic 1,054]

-I enjoy the deaths and misery of genuinely awful people

-I made jokes regarding my ex-god Hugo Chavez's death, in fact, in his anniversary I send some to my friends

-I'm xenophobic to my own people

-Flash Sentry is one of my favorite ponies because he still causes freakouts to the fandom

-Speaking of the waifu thief, I think he and Twily are a cute couple

-I once hurt very badly a newborn kitten, I squeezed it, and throw in to a wall included, I was 5 years old. I'm not exactly proud of it 

-I sent a hurtful hatemail to a teacher of mine in highschool that brought her to tears. While I felt awful (Or maybe it's the fear of being discovered), but she deserved it, she was awful, incompetent, held in high regard the bullies because they were collaborative to her, she took power of the whole school, ignored the actual good students, gave notes for free to the bad students... yeah, basically, a highschool equivalent of my ex-god 

-I learned to masturbate AFTER, losing my virginity

-I think plain sex is overrated

-Being alone is not so bad

-I hate my country (Venezuela btw)

-I'd rather speak english, it's serious business to me, and I want to improve it

-I physically threatened a minor, I might have beaten him if my godmother didn't stopped me. In my defense though, it was a result of him spitting at my even younger cousin, and she's a girl, but boy, it felt SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD seeing the fear on his face

-Gabriel Belmont is best Belmont, also one of the best main characters evah. in fact, I choose him over many other popular characters like Kratos or Dante (he's my profile pic after all)

Edited August 24, 2014 by Zekromic

[Zygen 6,066]

I still have my alicorn OC; in fact, he's my main OC...

 

And I do curse IRL, just not online... too much...

My ponysona was an Alicorn before I realized how hated they were and changed it .

[Live Forever 316]

-I enjoy the deaths and misery of genuinely awful people

-I'm xenophobic to my own people

-I once hurt very badly a newborn kitten, I squeezed it, and throw in to a wall included, I was 5 years old. I'm not exactly proud of it 

-I think plain sex is overrated Even though I'm a virgin, when I masturbate...

-Being alone is not so bad I like peace and quiet.

-I hate my country (Venezuela btw) I hate the US.

-I'd rather speak english, it's serious business to me, and I want to improve it I'd rather speak French. It's a beautiful language.

-I physically threatened a minor. I'm still a minor, and a short one at that, so no one takes me seriously when I threaten them.

-Gabriel Belmont is best Belmont, in fact, I choose him over many other popular characters like Kratos or Dante THIS IS SO TRUE!

 

 

Everything deleted is not something I do. Comments in bold.

[Zygen 6,066]

I confess that I've read like most of this thread, because for some reason I wanted to lol.

 

It also makes me feel about about the things I confessed on here(and didn't confess) so I don't feel like I've done as many strange things as I thought.

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

Thank you. Someone who gets that stereotypes stink.

I pretty much break every stereotype possible.

 

I'm an aspie, but I'm socially outgoing.

 

I'm a man, but I like My Little Pony (not like this is a forum for men and woman who like my little pony or anything. Pffft. Nah!)

 

I spend a lot of time on the computer, but I'm perfectly capable of doing other things all day if I must want to. Trust me, I tried.

 

I'm twelve years, I play video games a lot - but I don't scream down the mic because someone killed me on COD (I hate COD ).

[Shift 4,272]

@,

 

Uh, this website is for persons of 13+ age.

 

Anyway, more confessions.

 

• I procrastinate. A lot. 
• I slack off of my homework tons of times and wait until the last minute.
• Being alone is AWESOME! No boring people near me!
• I can run on 3+ hours of sleep.
• I still have some stuffed animals after all of these years.

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

 

@,

 

Uh, this website is for persons of 13+ age.

 

Anyway, more confessions.

 

• I procrastinate. A lot. 
•  
• I slack off of my homework tons of times and wait until the last minute.
•  
• Being alone is AWESOME! No boring people near me!
•  
• I can run on 3+ hours of sleep.
•  
• I still have some stuffed animals after all of these years.
•  

 

Oh well, I haven't been banned yet. xD

 

Oh no...It's an admin. Hide! HIDE!

 

And I doubt 1/4 of a year will make THAT much of a difference.

My ponysona was an Alicorn before I realized how hated they were and changed it .

Alicorns are hated? Why? They're supposed to be the sentinel-type species... Maybe if they were like pegasi, unicorns and earth ponies (EDIT: I mean, like them in the way of being plentiful.) I would understand - but thus far there are only, what, 4, 5 alicorns in existance? Sure, Princess Twily was a bit annoying - and maybe a bad design choice by hasbro - but it's not THAT BAD.

Edited August 25, 2014 by Neon Vinyl Scratch

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Alicorns are hated? Why? They're supposed to be the sentinel-type species... Maybe if they were like pegasi, unicorns and earth ponies (EDIT: I mean, like them in the way of being plentiful.) I would understand - but thus far there are only, what, 4, 5 alicorns in existance? Sure, Princess Twily was a bit annoying - and maybe a bad design choice by hasbro - but it's not THAT BAD.

Alicorn OCs are hated because it is viewed as people trying super duper hard to be different and interesting

Like Princess Neon Sun Sparkle, daughter of Twilight Sparkle, or DeathMare, black and red slayer of demons and son of King Sombra and Celestia.

 

I agree with that sentiment

Edited August 25, 2014 by Dattebayo