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Funniest lines when taken out of context


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This exchange takes the "funny but terrible" title for me.

 

Rainbow Dash: "Whoa, girl, take it easy!"

 

Fluttershy: "What? Did we do it?"

 

Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, we did it!"

 

Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna post all three of these here while I'm at it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlRMH28SQK8

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKXSYGm6JOQ

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxM9vnfQVuA

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"Can you do that? Can you explode twice?"

 

"She's the most innocent, most lovely, most evil pony in Equestria!"

 

"So, aren't you gonna banish me, or throw me in a dungeon, or banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banished me to?"

 

"Can you think inside a chimney?"

 

"I've got some important poking the ground with my hoof to do."

 

"Ugh, now I gotta go find a trombone."

 

"That's so not true, Twilight! Sometimes it's a bunch of random things happening to my body at random times that supposedly predict the future."

 

"Pinkie, did you finish recalibrating the apertures on the 9 and a quarter inch catadioptric telescopes?"

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'' Sometimes, it is fun to be scared.''

 

'' Out of all of the worst things that could happen. This is THE.. WORST.. POSSIBLE.. THING!''

 

'' Can you imagine what would happen, if I suddenly shut up?''

 

'' Rarity, I don't think you noticed but.. we don't wear clothes.''

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"We couldn't fit it all in." - Golden Harvest / Carrot Top

"It's lovely and so... Big!" -Cheerilee

"I'm just wondering if I could hold you down against your will for a moment?" -Fluttershy

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Don't forget this little gem which was pretty much MADE for laughs when taken out of context. Especially for those TwiDash fans out there.

 

 

The best part is the end when Twilight appears to be setting her up for a smooch!  :wub:

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Let's just say the entire Rainbow Dash Micro comic, it's loaded with things that EVEN IN CONTEXT are just plane surreal. Some of Applejack's exclamations are just weird.  "Pork chops!" Also, from the show "Did somepony sit on her!"

 

For a non-MLP moment,

 

"People are going to die because you couldn't keep your p****r in your pants" (even my mom laughed at this one, it's from Highlander) 


 

 

"You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that."

 

-Duncan McLeod.

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Rainbow Dash - "Looks like you'll be sharing a tent with me tonight."
Scootaloo - "Heh... if that's okay with you."

Zecora - "Before I can do my duty, I'm going to need some of your booty."

Daring Do - "Another day, another dungeon."

Pinkie Pie - "There's loads of fun to be had in Ponyville with my girls!"

 

Twilight Sparkle - "Oh, I've taken my share of licks."
 

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Rarity: Afraid to get dirty?! :angry:

Naw babe, not at all... wait, what? :huh:

Cranky Doodle Donkey: No, not all better, all soggy!

Like, I don't even wanna know man... :o

Easy! Without a doubt the funniest line out of context that is wrong yet right is a line by Rarity in suited for success. The video speaks for itself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=v_QltxByTA0

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Uh, let's see here...

 

Fluttershy - "I said...NO!"

 

Fluttershy - "Scary, yes. Fun, no."

 

Spitfire - "You may not have set a new record, but you showed a lot of guts."

 

Garble - "Getting a little cocky, huh? I like that."

 

Rainbow Dash - "I still say you're nutty, but hey, I've done lots of nutty things."

 

Pinkie Pie - "I have balls stashed all over Ponyville."

 

Fluttershy - "Oh yes, I'm desperate for it."

 

Fluttershy - "I'm not satisfied."

 

Pipsqueak - "Help! My backside has been gobbled."

 

Those are some basic ones.


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I'm gonna steal the first one from a whole video I saw on the subject

 

Twilight: It's just that sometimes I need some help at night.

 

Pinkie Pie: And then I said oatmeal are you crazy

 

Spike: She did one on me


 

 

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Heh heh...Celestia. 

 

 

 

 

More:

I had no idea where my horn was taking me.

 

                                                        -Rarity

 

 

 

It's just that sometimes, I need a little help at night

 

                                                     -Twilight Sparkle

 

 

Um, I'm just wondering if I can hold you down against your will for a little bit.

 

                                                                                                -Fluttershy

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