Last game you played is your life story

[Wonderbolt_Spitfire 235]

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist

 

 

I'm Sam Fisher, a Badass super spy who does the covert work for the government that even the government doesn't know about. I'm a ghost, a killer from the shadows, or sometimes just an up and front combat specialist. No matter what the job gets done because millions of people's lives depend on it.

 

 

I'm okay with this I honestly would love to have Sam Fisher's skill set and gadgets I think of him as a more 'realistic' batman, just on a larger scale.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

A children's card game:

 

I am a winged Kuriboh in attack position... My life sucks.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Surgeon Simulator 2013

 

I'm a British surgeon with Dementia who somehow got the option to commit surgery in space. Also I have impunity and can murder as many of my patients as I want.

[joeyponett 40]

When I was 8 I started making cookies. They were popular with my dog, then throughout the whole neighbourhood. The day after I turned 9 I was approached by my grandmother who was interested in helping me make cookies for the town. We started producing them a lot faster when she brought some of her elderly friends to help, and before I knew it we had 10,000 cookies ready to be sold. We bought out farms, factories and even mines to produce cookies at ridiculously fast rates, but eventually I found myself seeing cookies whenever I closed my eyes and dreaming of them at night. I was addicted to making cookies.

 

By the time I was 14 we had pretty much taken over the world with our cookies. Our backyard was a construction site for portals and time machines to other times and dimensions, bringing home trillions of cookies every day. But one day I visited the elderly women's research facility/bingo club and no one was there. I approached the window and saw a sky redder than blood. Hundreds of old women roaming the streets and terrorising the country, all lead by their leader - this really freaky giant old lady worm thing. There was only one thing I could do to stop them, and that was spend 6 trillion cookies for some reason. Not sure why it worked but it did. 

 

As normality returned to the world and cookie production continued at its normal rate, I knew I had saved the world from old women with their crutches and armchairs. Without me who knows what could have happened. Like, really, who knows, just imagine a world run by old women. Creepy. As I looked out my window and saw the sky that had returned to its natural blue colour, I felt the power I had over this world. I run this world with cookies. I am the king, the saviour, I am...

 

the Cookie Clicker.

 

 

 

TL;DR: I played Cookie Clicker.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Half-Life 2 (includes episode 1 and some of episode 2).

 

I am a theoretical physicist who graduated from MIT. I Worked for Black Mesa on a top secret project that when awry. I'm smart and I'm a badass with a crowbar. I Had to survive and defeat an alien overloard only to be put into stasis for nearly 20 years by the mysterious G-Man. At which point the world had changed and I had to save humanity from its new rulers, the Combine.

Edited September 4, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask

 

I am an archaeological professor with a love of puzzles. I always wear a top-hat, and am followed around constantly by the young child of a dear friend of mine, who aspires to be a true gentleman, as I claim myself to be, as well as being followed by an aspiring archaeologist . I follow a relatively strict code of chivalry for myself, always treating others with respect and doing the best I can to keep a level head in any situation.

 

I have a tragic backstory involving my childhood friend, and I am in the "prequel" portion of my franchise where I actually get development. I have to solve a case that probably ties into my past, against a "Masked Gentleman" performing public crimes with a supposedly magic mask. I have a mystery to solve, and there will be many more in the future, but as a true gentleman, I must be prepared for all of them.

 

((I love Professor Layton so much...))

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

this would sum up my life.

 

[Crystallize 279]

I'm travelling across post-apocalyptic USA in 2033 in order to escort a young girl named 'Ellie' to a group known as the Fireflies who believe she can cure an infection that has spread throughout the world.

 

The Last of Us

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

It seemed like a simple mission at first; locate the missing Galactic Federation squadron aboard the GFS Tyr and render assistance. Because of fierce storms my ship had gotten damaged and I am unable to leave the planet until it repairs itself. Unfortunately the whole squadron had been massacred by hostile indigenous creatures and later I find myself in front of a sapient moth-like alien in a great temple telling me of the world's plight. It turns out that this world has a dark twin in an alternate dimension. If the dark side were to win, they may look to new worlds to ravage; our species could be their next target. It seems that the Space Pirates had been here for some time now but they themselves aren't having much luck fending off the dark world creatures, let alone myself. Eventually I collect all of the planetary energy of that dark world and return it to the light world. With the gratitude of the people, I make my final departure from this world.

 

(If it was really me, I would have loved to stay there and live as a child of the Luminoth and learn all I can about their ways, their technology and care for its world)

[CornBreadGang 514]

Grilly the Cheese.

I'm a grilled cheese that hops out of his house and collects coins and fortune cookies. I am constantly attacked by trees, squirrels and boxes. Woohoo.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Pokemon fire red.
 

[Moonlight 7,286]

...Portal 2.....you have no idea how extremely okay I am with this. 

 

I suppose that means I'm Chell....I am still okay with this.

 

Wheatley and GlaDOS would be the most interesting to interact with. 

 

Plus...it's the Portal gun..it'd be fun to screw around with...but I'm going to be honest...I would probably use it to solve tests more than to mess around with. 

[Xievie 498]

Warframe

I am an elite master Tenno Trinity-support fighter, currently assisting in the battles against the Grineer and Corpus on the planets Venus, and Jupiter, as well as the moon Sedna.

My missions include the sabotaging of near-finished war machines, protection of Tenno cryopods, and Grineer Extermination.

 

...

COME ON! We need more people on the forums to play Warframe!

[--Eve-- 351]

Kerbal Space Program.

 

I get randomly chosen to go on the first test flight for an experimental rocket which crashes into the ground and I die. 1 year later I 'respawn' and do it again, maybe even one day landing on the moon.

[Solar Cloud 493]

Rift

 

I am a Cleric who specializes in DPS and wanders around Telara doing quests and honing my skills so I can fight tougher enemies. Also, my name is GamerLuna.

[Miss Cheerilee 10]

 

Dead Space 2

 

I am an engineer who created the marker.I am on a quest to destroy the marker in order to kill all of the evil, flesh eating monsters called necromorphs to set the universe back to its peaceful self.But on the way, I was imagining my dead girlfriend named Nicole.She guided metothemarker.Turns out that she actually wanted to make us whole... Luckily, I managed to defeat Nicole and survive while the marker exploded into pieces.The end...

 

P.S. I see no educational point in this violent game... Good job though...

Edited September 7, 2013 by Miss Cheerilee

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I am Darth Revan.

[Skeleton Kin 385]

warframe

I'm a alien assasian who must free the origin system from the grineer, a alien race that have came to take over the galaxy

[AlbinoThunder 42]

Dragon's Dogma

 

My heart gets stolen by a huge dragon so now I must use numerous NPC's created by other players to hunt that dragon down. 

[GhostPony750 959]

I don't remember.

 

So technically I have no story?

[Quill The Pony. 175]

Half-Life 2. I think everyone knows the story of hl2.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Different shaped blocks fall from the sky, threatening to overwhelm the Earth unless some brave hero can line them up, causing them to disappear into the void.

As awesome as Tetris is, it's difficult to make it sound dramatic.

[Trickiert 150]

Saints row IV. Oh boy, I become trapped in a simulation being eternally whacked by questionably shaped bats.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,148]

Half Life 2. Well, like someone said above- I don't think explanation is required

[DubWolf 17,176]

Black Ops II Zombies.....I guess everyone I know is now gone D:, but at the same time, I'm kicking zombie butt.