The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for not stealing the muffins.

[Nsxile 26,971]

Jailed for having a face made of endless masks

[Mini 451]

burning down a village

[Xe__or 4,377]

For killing people from sheer cuteness

[Nsxile 26,971]

For using toad as a phone 

[TBD 17,254]

for burning a small town

[Will Guide 21,360]

For smoking

[Nsxile 26,971]

Impersonating a seapony 

[Cwanky 17,585]

For committing mass genocide and destruction upon the people of Erebor and Dale.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

For tax evasion.

[Nsxile 26,971]

For not showing his face when told to do so  

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

For burning my Honda S2000

[Will Guide 21,360]

8 minutes ago, Writer Rhyme said:

For burning my Honda S2000

For stealing my good looks.

[Nsxile 26,971]

For wearing glasses underwater 

[TBD 17,254]

for hiding 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

For burning a cop with a cigarette.

[Xe__or 4,377]

Refusing to show his ID to a police officer.

[Occasus 14]

Harassing Kermit the frog.

Didn't think this thread would still be alive...

[Nsxile 26,971]

Opening an inter-dimensional portal and causing a rift in time 

[TBD 17,254]

For taking the golds from the bank 

[Nsxile 26,971]

For committing many war crimes, breaking the Geneva Convention numerous times and countless human rights violations  

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

For trying to burn my house in Ponyville

[Nsxile 26,971]

For confusing me with someone else trying to burn her house in Ponyville 

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

For the crimes of knight incineration, peasant devouring, and princess kidnapping...

...the jury finds you guilty.

[Nsxile 26,971]

1 minute ago, Kings&Hooves14 said:

For the crimes of knight incineration, peasant devouring, and princess kidnapping...

...the jury finds you guilty.

Well... That's what your kingdom gets when it tries to send it's armies to slaughter me... And keeps failing  Although the princess kidnapping surprisingly wasn't me  

Speaking of which, you're now in jail for impersonating a jury and a judge...