Write a haiku about the user above you.

[Enemy Stand 446]

Just do what the topic says. If you don't know what I haiku is (though I suspect most of you do) it's a poem with 3 lines. First line is 5 syllables, second is 7, and third is 5 again. It doesn't have to rhyme.

 

Example:

This is a haiku

It has three whole lines of text

They are fun to write

Edited October 27, 2013 by Orangejack

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

This is Orangejack

His avatar is Luna,

but with creepy claws.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Parasprite Eddy,

He seems to love Fluttershy

I don't know him well.

Edited October 28, 2013 by The Pinkeh Pie ♪

[Skeleton Kin 385]

his name is pinkeh,

his avatar is pinkie,

he posted today.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Says that he's a spy

Use to have tf2 avy

Said that I'm a "he"

[Skeleton Kin 385]

says he is a she,

makes some people gain a squee

I guess I'll say "peace"

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

He spies a pony

Britain they have invaded

Ponies everywhere!

[Enemy Stand 446]

Is a magik frith

I think he speaks Japanese

Flutterbat avie

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Scary Luna knows

That I can speak Japanese

Kowai desu

[Enemy Stand 446]

Of course I knew, friend

I haunt your dreams on each night

No, it's not creepy

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Plays on shipping game

Fun to ship with Jappleack

I started that ship xD

 

[Enemy Stand 446]

Forum games player

Always ships me with J.A.

And likes Leafeon

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Plays on forum games too!

Worst signature of the year

Got a candy gram!

[Mr F 1,522]

avatar looks evil

pinkie is planning something

I am scared 

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

He has so much swag

He is in my bed a lot

In the game, of course.

[Rinkitty 589]

How original.

Can't think of a username?

That is rather sad.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

She loves Zelda games

And has no worries at all

But is very old

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

What on earth is Frith?
Frith is Magik knows what, but

I have no idea.

Edited October 28, 2013 by ~Chaotic Eddy~

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

Rainbow Izumi

Chaotic Eddy is great!

Do not disobey!

[Skeleton Kin 385]

avy is anime

which is quite cliché with things

sheorgarath says cheese 

(I know I missed a few and had a few too much but "oh well")

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

This guy is a spy,

And seems to like Pinkie Pie.

Huh, I guess that rhymed.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

This is Lawful Smurf.

He seems to like D&D,

And Octavia.

[Enemy Stand 446]

This guy is Eddy

Avie is human flutters

Former one was, too.

[Mephala 2,635]

Your name says orange

but in fact you look quite blue.

That is very strange...

[dedacct6 2,591]

This is maizono

I don't know him really much.

But hey your names cool