You'll need an IQ of 6000 for this one.

[Malinter 3,064]

Felt a little bored so I decided to bring you the question asked by the talking toaster from Red Drawf.

 

 

No. 1st Degree Toastercide is not an option

 

 

 

He also resents you implication that he is a one dimensional, bread obessessed electrical appliance.

 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[lomk 20,663]

This Public Service Announcement is to inform you that MUFFINS ARE AMAZING!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I talked this over with my lawyer and I plead the fifth. (I still want a muffin)

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

If we took a muffin and scaled it up so that its dimensions would be so great as to become codefinitive as the observable universe itself, then the only conceivable thing that which could be greater in infinitude than the muffin which I wish to eat would be something infinitely greater than the infinity of the delight of this muffin since anything less than infinity is observable in the observable universe.

 

Therefore, God exists.

 

Quot Eatit Deliciousmuffins

Edited November 15, 2013 by Blue

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

There are no crumpets because they're all dead, Dave. Everybody is dead, Dave, they're all dead. I pity that poor electric appliance, he used to be the toast of the town ship.

 

I haven't seen Red Dwarf in a while, that show is horrible and amazing at the same time.

[Galen 1,354]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Edited November 15, 2013 by ~Chaotic Freedan~

[FlutterFerret 39]

ENGLISH muffin?!  I am quite, er... frankly shocked and disgusted, dear sir.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

ENGLISH muffin?!  I am quite, er... frankly shocked and disgusted, dear sir.

[Galen 1,354]

Everyone. Sokka's Sword.

 

Just wanted to show this.

[Rinkitty 589]

Sure. And with jelly.