Favorite Quotes from Your Own OCs

[Anneal 2,197]

A place for all your witty quotes from your own OCs and have the freedom to act egotistical! It can be from any OC you want...and it doesn't always have to make sense or sound sophisticated. 

 

"Whenever a lawyer takes up a case, the defendant in your eyes must cease to be a criminal. Leave only the truth." - Blueprint

 

"As a writer writes a piece of literature, you feel like a god. You can control anything. With just a few words, you can make this pony die, and you can make this pony kill somepony else, and you can make this pony stay alive. It's just that simple. Only it isn't. Life isn't valueless, and I had to wonder: would a real god do this to their creation? Treat it like trash?" - Ballad

 

"There are two reasons you make a second personality: make you feel better or make your personality to be the best in your point of view." - Inkblot

 

"Oh, so you know what antisocial personality disorder is? Mind if you explain it to the class, then?" - Inkblot

[Scootalove 10,689]

''If you can't fight for your life, back out now!'' - Fireblaze

Edited November 17, 2013 by Scootalove

[Inactive01 5,299]

 "Wow that iceberg also sure looks wonderful... ICEBERG?!"

~Sterling Crimson.

[Bronyette 835]

"Every smile you pass on the street has a story of pain and sorrow. We all have the same trivial problems, some are just better at hiding them." -Pixie

 

Deep stuff man.

[Hastur 505]

"I am tired as well, it takes a lot out of a stallion to kill a manticore, you know"

-Subject 888.

[Ampharos 1,009]

"Did you seriously just ask me to read the map?" - Noisy Whispers 

"What's the point of being serious?" - Anarchy

 

"I guess you could say my talent was a shocking discovery." -Volt Switch

"You're tellin me you never saw a coal miner playing a piano with his bunny?" -Diamond Dust

"Oakie Dokie! That reminds me, my mom needs some oak leaves for a rash..." -Aroma Remedy 

"But things don't look as cool when they're not burning!" -Blaze Finder 

"My name means alone. Is that all I am?" -Solus

"Hey! Stop calling me Dog Ears! Actually that has a nice ring to it..." -Dog Ears 

"I guess you could say I'm Robin and he's hood." -Castor, referring to her brother Pollux.

"I must insist you think of this from and non-subjective viewpoint! Then you'd see how bucking stupid you are!" -Royroger  

 

"One me coming right up!" -Shirley Temple 

"What purpose is there in doing something if you do not gain anything from it?" -Ursidae Stag

"Lonely hangmen hang on lonely trees." -Lonely Seer 

"Oh... um... h-hi?" -Thinkin' Inks 

[Inactive01 5,299]

I'm gonna quote from another OC because I found this way too cute. My OC, Sterling just got frightened during the musical, and he jumps on his crush. 

 

"You know, you're a little heavy."

~Blue Note

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

"Self-quoting is like laughing at your own jokes. You're not as clever as you think you are, nor do you get the point of telling a joke in the first place."

~Decon

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

"I'm not awsome, I'm sure there other awsome ponies then me, I'm nothing special, I'm just me..."

- Lightning Bliss

Edited November 17, 2013 by Lightning Bliss

[Shanks 10,816]

"Why must you always insist on kissing her plot? Celestia may raise the sun but I would think with how long you have known her you would understand that even she isn't infallable."~Thorn

 

"I have never like the phrases 'somepony' 'anypony' and what not, it sounds exclusionary and slightly racist. Even as a pony myself I am annoyed with how ponies speak as if they are the only sapient species in Equestria.~Thorn

 

"Wow I am impressed, you have to teach me how you are able to speak with your head firmly planted up your plot."~Thorn

 

"There is no such things as good or evil magic, it is merely a tool. You don't call a hammer evil because someone uses it to bash someone over the head, yet certain kinds of magic are viewed as "dark" because they misused for evil deeds when "white" magic can just as easily be misused."~Thorn

[Anneal 2,197]

"The trick to writing things is to be concise. Leave out anything not relevant to the storyline." - Ballad

 

"If you're saying it's not possible to get a hundred on the test, then why did they put it there?" - Skewer

[Denim&Venöm 19,365]

Silhouette Dusk: Putting themselves on the flag? Whose bright idea was that? Hopefully not theirs. Even for princess's, that's' rather narcissistic.

 

Chrystaline: Why not? Your cutie mark became the national flag.

 

Silhouette Dusk: No, the national flag became my cutie mark. 

 

Chrystaline: Oh, was that how it worked? Wow, I'm gonna have to revise that history book then. 

 

Silhouette Dusk: They let you write the history books?

 

Chrystaline: Well I am the Chair-Mare of the Equestrian historical society and the secretary of national history.

 

Silhouette Dusk: And to think the empire, I mean kingdom, lasted this long with you around. 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Spark Plug started to poke Doctor Volt: "hey! why it's not working!?! why the voltage is so high?"

 

Volt looked to the little blu filly with his printed circuit board on his hooves :"oh Silly, you didn't study the voltage drop heh?" Plug it in! It works better!!! and don't care about those teorical things... they are for nerds like Twilight!.."

[Hive King 2,001]

"Who are you? Never mind, if you're weak, I won't bother to learn your name. You can be.....Pony 5"-Black Heart

"I will never fight"-Skuldaf

"VILE FILTH SUCKING MAGGOTS! YOU RUINED MY SHIRT WHICH PROBABLY COST MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE!"-Krylock

"Revenge....Death"-Vokun

"Death is when you stop moving and thinking, like what I'm going to do to you"-Iwiek

"What's morality?"-Tenebris

"Fear not, your energy will be used for vastly better purposes than prolonging your pathetic life" - Kel

"HAHAHAHA!"-Maaebjan

"Feel the power of my speed"- Blue Hurricane

Edited November 26, 2013 by Evil Dragon Master

[Demirari 454]

"Hey remember that time where you stole from that bank? Yeah... I know all of your secrets buddy." - Sir Case File

 

"Those times where you can just relax and fly... Oh wait, that's for pegasuses only!" -Arial Dream

 

"Politics is like a game of liars... You can't trust no one, not your friend, or that waitress either. Once you go in, you can only leave with your shell." - Duke Rune Cast of Castilla

 

"Ink is a wonderful thing; you can draw and write with ink. Sadly, ink can also be a deadly weapon, a master inker can print the most violating thing you'll ever see!" - Printing Bottle during the National Ink Convention

Edited November 19, 2013 by Demirari

[Ali_Derp 89]

"Sometimes you can't make a joke, so add a [iNSERT JOKE HERE] Sign" ~Rain Chaser

[Inazuma 53]

"Suffer for your arrogance!"

 

"Ponies are superstitious and cowardly creatures."

 

At Rainbow Dash: "You're just basic, face it. I'm a case of Aces. I'm the staple OTG you get exposed and Raped with!

 

"I'm gonna break your face, crack open your glass horn using a rusty hacksaw."

 

~Stormbreaker

[Commander Tangent 861]

"A face and a mask are one in the same, they are just another thing to hide behind"

 

"I can kill you in your dreams, no really  I can"

 

"Damn it Rainbow, I'm a doctor, not a magician" 

 

"You were nothing more than another of Celestia's failed experiments, Twilight"

Edited November 26, 2013 by Commander Tangent

[The Blades Shadow 444]

Let's see if I can think of one's from all my OCs

Swinging Breeze - "I'm not that insane... Am I? No, I'm pretty sure I'm not."

Frost Burn - Um... I can't think of a good one for her...

Blazing Hoof - "Me? Sarcastic? Never..." (Read that in the most sarcastic tone possible)

Hidden Spark (My favorite of my OCs) - "Do I know? Not really... Do I care? Not at all!"

Sand Veil - She doesn't talk that much... And when she does she never has anything interesting to say, so... Nothing here.

Pacific the Changeling - "Yep, cause I can totally change into anypony I want for no reason whatsoever. Oh, wait..."

 

 

"Did you seriously just ask me to read the map?" - Noisy Whispers 

"But things don't look as cool when they're not burning!" -Blaze Finder 

"I must insist you think of this from and non-subjective viewpoint! Then you'd see how bucking stupid you are!" -Royroger  

 

"One me coming right up!" -Shirley Temple

Oh my Celestia! Those four are bucking hilarious!

Edited November 26, 2013 by Blazing Hoof

[Demirari 454]

"No. I did not just totally order the arrest of your treacherous family." - Duke Rune Cast of Castilla

 

"So, apparently, this stallion pony shot his wife which was in Trottingham at the time. And he was in Appleloosa at the time. They aren't even near each other, but the jury wouldn't believe me." Mr. Law Suit

Edited November 27, 2013 by Demirari

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

I got a couple more from my OC, one being created from a gaming member, but I've said it for so long it follows me around so here it is.

 

"Ner ner "

 

"I'm so cute...and FLUFFY!!! "

                       - Lightning Bliss

Edited November 27, 2013 by Lightning Bliss

[Malinter 3,064]

"If your going read me like a book, can you skip to the part where I hoof you in the face?"

[~Tian_Disharmony~ 48]

"LONG LIVE CHAOS"- Sliver Tiara

"Perfect weather for CHAOS" Tian Disharmony

"Sorry, she's a Monster High fan"- Sunny Shimmers

"We can't give you free cider,then we have to give everyone at the camp free cider" The Skim Sisters

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Welp, my username on here is named after my OC (Actually, since the username came first, the OC is based on the username). The most important thing to remember is that in certain RPs his backstory varies so without that context in mind some of these won't make sense.

 

So I'll just put context under each of his quotes in order to help you make sense of them. Generally, because of Harmonic's general role he only ever really appears in Dark/Adventure RPs.

 

 

"What do I do for a living? I'm kind of like a surgeon, the condition I cure is called life." - Harmonic Revelations

 

Context: Harmonic is asked by a pony he just met what he does for a living.

 

"The best part of being a Necromancer is that death is never the end, just a beginning of new and more glorious life. If you think about it, I'm doing those I kill a favor, I am quite a generous stallion." - Harmonic Revelations

 

Context: Harmonic is asked what the appeal of Necromancy is.

 

"You just shot me in the head. Now that's not very nice, if you do it again I might have to put you in time out or maybe even make you go to bed without dinner." -Harmonic Revelations

 

Context: Harmonic was shot in the head by a special forces unit in the Equestrian Army, however, since he is a Necromancer, this is nowhere near enough to actually kill him.

 

"I don't bring death, I am death." - Harmonic Revelations

 

Context: Harmonic was asked why he sees it fit to bring death upon his enemies, even when their motives may be justified.

 

"If you're going to kill me, make it quick. Your preparations are boring." - Harmonic Revelations

 

Context: Harmonic is about to be executed by firing squad but he is bored because he thinks they're taking too long to clean their rifles.

 

"I would kill you, but then I would be wasting time that I could be using to finish this very interesting game of Blackjack. I guess you'll just have to wait patiently over there." - Harmonic Revelations

 

Context: An assassin has been sent to kill Harmonic, but he doesn't feel threatened enough to even halt his game of Blackjack.

 

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These ones are from Tear Gas, he's a riot officer.

 

"Damage control is where things have become so chaotic that my job is no longer to control, but to damage." - Tear Gas

 

"Unit Gamma 12 reporting in, this dumb ass actually thinks he has a chance of getting out of here alive." - Tear Gas

 

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