Ask Applejack!

[rainbow dash22 29]

 

 

Oh, for celestia's sake, SHUT UP. At least we don't eat ponies. You ponies eat hay and we think it's gross. Besides, the animals we have here are FAR less intelligent than the ones you have in equestria. I'd go so far as to say they don't even really have feelings.

 

discord, you have to be a little nicer than that

[Mysterypony92 581]

Did you know that where I am from there is a cereal that has the same name as you?

[Gikkleslick 41]

But...hay's not a creature. How the, well, hay, does that compare ta eating something that can think for itself?

 

Okay, first of all, i'm sorry I told you to shut up. It was rude.

 

BUT...

 

Remember the running of the leaves? That event where you and rainbow dash were competing in? And that pinkie pie was the announcer? WELL. Pinkie clearly stated she liked hot dogs. HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF MEAT. Thus proving that you ponies eat meat.

 

 

TAKE THAT!

Edited July 26, 2012 by Discord: Master of Chaos

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Ah'd appreciate that. Almost cider season, and ya'll know how crazy that tends ta get.

Sounds great! Although I don't drink apple cider, but still great!

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

What's the fanciest most expensive Cider you've ever tasted?

 

For me it would be Deanish Foxwhelp.

[Aureity 3,055]

discord, you have to be a little nicer than that

 

Ah don't mind, Apple Bloom says worse things when ah don't give her mah cookie.

 

Did you know that where I am from there is a cereal that has the same name as you?

 

Oh, really? Huh.

 

Okay, first of all, i'm sorry I told you to shut up. It was rude.

 

BUT...

 

Remember the running of the leaves? That event where you and rainbow dash were competing in? And that pinkie pie was the announcer? WELL. Pinkie clearly stated she liked hot dogs. HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF MEAT. Thus proving that you ponies eat meat.

 

 

TAKE THAT!

 

How do ya know hot dogs in OUR world are the same as in yours?

 

 

Sounds great! Although I don't drink apple cider, but still great!

 

Ah can give ya a barrel or two for helping, if ya'd like. Just don't ya drink it all at once...

 

What's the fanciest most expensive Cider you've ever tasted?

 

For me it would be Deanish Foxwhelp.

 

Who cares what they're called? Ya just drink it.

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Ah can give ya a barrel or two for helping, if ya'd like. Just don't ya drink it all at once...

No, thank you. I do appreciate the offer though. I am always willing to help the Apple family for free. Btw, how did you react when RD beat you in hoof-wrestling? Just curious.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Yup it's good and sweet. Just like how you are. Just wanted to know how did you like that video that I showed you?

[Gikkleslick 41]

How do ya know hot dogs in OUR world are the same as in yours?

 

You mean just like everything else in your world is the same as ours? Seriously, we even both speak English.

 

Plus, she said they're eaten on buns with mustard, just like ours.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Who cares what they're called? Ya just drink it.

 

 

Since you've got cows, lots of chocolate (thanks Pinkie Pie) and ostensibly graham crackers (for making s'mores), I wonder if you've ever made home-made Ice Cream Sandwiches. If you haven't, you're missing out.

[rainbow dash22 29]

So apple bloom has a dirty mouth? http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[Aureity 3,055]

No, thank you. I do appreciate the offer though. I am always willing to help the Apple family for free. Btw, how did you react when RD beat you in hoof-wrestling? Just curious.

 

That pony's stronger than she looks, ah can say that.

 

Yup it's good and sweet. Just like how you are. Just wanted to know how did you like that video that I showed you?

 

Sure beats applebuckin' all day.

 

You mean just like everything else in your world is the same as ours? Seriously, we even both speak English.

 

Plus, she said they're eaten on buns with mustard, just like ours.

 

*shrugs* Ah tell ya, we ponies don't eat...animals.

 

 

Since you've got cows, lots of chocolate (thanks Pinkie Pie) and ostensibly graham crackers (for making s'mores), I wonder if you've ever made home-made Ice Cream Sandwiches. If you haven't, you're missing out.

 

Ice cream...sandwiches...? Well hay, you're a genius!

 

So apple bloom has a dirty mouth? http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Like ya can't even imagine.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Well I know that if you did do something just like the video you would be pretty good at it!!! And I just wanted to tell you that there are other videos that are like the one I showed you but they are ones with your friends and one with your brother big Mac on it. I can show you them if you want?

[Gikkleslick 41]

Ever heard of the company called Apple?

[Bright Honor 2,654]

That pony's stronger than she looks, ah can say that.

Yeah, I was shocked that she beat you in hoof-wrestling. I thought you had that in the bag. And how is Applebloom doing? I hope Diamond Tiara isn't giving her a hard time.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

*looks revolted*

Ya...eat...ANIMALS.

 

 

 

Between apple-bucking and helping out Dash with her new autidion moves, ah ain't got very much time. Sorry sugarcube, ah'll try ta answer em as quick as ah can.

 

 

 

 

What's a Louisiana...?

 

 

 

Ah'd appreciate that. Almost cider season, and ya'll know how crazy that tends ta get.

 

 

 

Ya treat your flesh-n-blood like that??? Ah don't even know what ta say...

 

 

 

 

Hah, ah totally won that one!

 

 

 

Well, he does sound like he had a bit too much cider last night...

 

well yeah...but i have changed!!

[Aureity 3,055]

Well I know that if you did do something just like the video you would be pretty good at it!!! And I just wanted to tell you that there are other videos that are like the one I showed you but they are ones with your friends and one with your brother big Mac on it. I can show you them if you want?

 

The hay? Mah BROTHER raps...? Why, he's the quietest pony ah know...

 

Ever heard of the company called Apple?

 

No...are they competition?

 

Yeah, I was shocked that she beat you in hoof-wrestling. I thought you had that in the bag. And how is Applebloom doing? I hope Diamond Tiara isn't giving her a hard time.

 

She's doin' fine in school! Ah think, anyway. "F" stands for "Fantastic", right?

 

well yeah...but i have changed!!

 

Sure, and ah'm a mule.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Apparently so I found a video that shows him rapping against prince blueblood!!! here's the video

[Gikkleslick 41]

No...are they competition?

Nah, they make computers and music players called iPods. In fact, I'm using an iPod to type this. The name for their brand of computer is "Macintosh"

 

 

She's doin' fine in school! Ah think, anyway. "F" stands for "Fantastic", right?

F stands for Fail...

 

Sure, and ah'm a mule.

That's kinda obvious. *Is shot*

Edited July 28, 2012 by Discord: Master of Chaos

[My little pwny 1,392]

Hi Applejack! <3 <3 <3

[Aureity 3,055]

Apparently so I found a video that shows him rapping against prince blueblood!!! here's the video

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfzS_Tg5eUA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

*smirks* That fancy-smancy royalty got what was comin' ta him.

 

Nah, they make computers and music players called iPods. In fact, I'm using an iPod to type this. The name for their brand of computer is "Macintosh"

 

 

 

 

F stands for Fail...

 

 

 

That's kinda obvious. *Is shot*

 

Oh, never knew Apple Bloom's grades were that....HEY!

 

Hi Applejack! <3 <3 <3

 

Howdy, brony!

[Mysterypony92 581]

yup he sure did but your brother is really good at rapping though! and there are other video`s like that with your friends on it!

[Gikkleslick 41]

Oh, never knew Apple Bloom's grades were that....HEY!

 

Relax, it was a joke. Hence the "*Is shot*". I like to fake-insult people. Like Jeff Dunham.

Edited July 29, 2012 by Discord: Master of Chaos

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

AJ are you gonna pick up Applebloom from school t'day, or am I?

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Hi Applejack. listen, i probably won't have anything to do tommorow so maybe you want to idk hangout? I would love to help out with the applebucking and whatnot.