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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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What would you do if Rainbow cheated you again?

 

Well hay, ah warned her not ta pull sum'thin like that again. Ah'd get mad, that's for sure...

 

Ah stole all u're apples, Whatcha gonna do now Applejack?

 

..so you're just gonna starve mah fam'ly and me? In the middle of a snowstorm? Ya've got no heart.

 

 

What's your least favorite fruit? For me, avocodos and tomatoes look nasty.

 

PEARS.

 

Are Tomatoes fruit or a vegetable?

 

Don't know, and ah don't care.

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Uh Applejack I am really confused right now! I think Big Mac is trying to get me to do some hard work which is something I don't ever do! He already got me to buck two apple trees so far and then he is trying to get me to buck a third apple tree just by calling me a chicken! I hate when other ponies call me a chicken! So I am asking you can you tell him to stop getting me to do hard work please?

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Uh Applejack I am really confused right now! I think Big Mac is trying to get me to do some hard work which is something I don't ever do! He already got me to buck two apple trees so far and then he is trying to get me to buck a third apple tree just by calling me a chicken! I hate when other ponies call me a chicken! So I am asking you can you tell him to stop getting me to do hard work please?

 

Er... what?

 

Anyways, Applejack, could you name some famous country music singers in equestria?

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Silly Applejack ah would never do anything like that to anypony

 

*gives stolen apples back*

 

That ain't funny.

 

Uh Applejack I am really confused right now! I think Big Mac is trying to get me to do some hard work which is something I don't ever do! He already got me to buck two apple trees so far and then he is trying to get me to buck a third apple tree just by calling me a chicken! I hate when other ponies call me a chicken! So I am asking you can you tell him to stop getting me to do hard work please?

 

Well, ya shouldn't have ta do somethin' ya don't want ta...

All the same, ya seem kinda weak ta me..

 

Er... what?

 

Anyways, Applejack, could you name some famous country music singers in equestria?

 

Err...Dusty Plain, Cattle Corraler, Old Buck....

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I know I am weak! But Big Mac still keeps giving me hard work to do! Its like he's trying to get me to get use to doing hard work!

 

Well, it can only do good for ya. Toughen up, pardner.

 

 

I wanna try on yer hat. GIMEE!

 

HAY! That ain't yours ta take!

 

hey, AJ, have you ever, like, taken a break from bucking all of those apples?

 

...once. Ah went hungry that year...

 

Ahh silly Applejack you really need to loosen up! Cant ya take a joke?

 

Er...

 

Nope?

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No I am not going to toughen up I'm just going to laze around!

 

Wow, pardner. Ah think ya just might be lazier than even Dash.

 

Have you had any other fruit other an apples (And cherries)?

 

Oranges.

 

Too sour for me.

 

No wonder your so worked up!

 

Applejack you need to learn how to have FUN! How about you go prank somepony?

 

 

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What would you do if your friends betrayed you?

 

What would you do if Apple Bloom didn't ever get her cutie mark even when following your advice to wait for it?

 

What would you do if Twilight got you one of them wing thingies?

 

What would you do if Rarity gave you a makeover against your will?

 

What would you do if you got one of them horn thingies?

 

What would you do if your farm broke down and you couldn't fix it?

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Hay! I'm not that lazy!

 

That s'possed ta be a joke? Ah've seen fillies buck trees, what's your excuse?

 

Cmon Applejack we could go prank Rainbow Dash for once

 

 

I know you want tooooooo

 

Mighty temptin'...but ah'll be fine.

 

You seem to have a lot of money, but you couldn't even replace Granny's hip...does that make sense to you?

 

A lot of money? Ha, ah wish...nah, we get by on what we've got, but it ain't a lot.

 

AJ, you look totally tired. Please Pinkie Promise me that you will take a rest after that snowstorm. Twilight told me about the things that happened the last time you were that overworked. You don't want this to happen again, do ya?

 

ZZZ......

 

What would you do if your friends betrayed you?

 

What would you do if Apple Bloom didn't ever get her cutie mark even when following your advice to wait for it?

 

What would you do if Twilight got you one of them wing thingies?

 

What would you do if Rarity gave you a makeover against your will?

 

What would you do if you got one of them horn thingies?

 

What would you do if your farm broke down and you couldn't fix it?

 

They wouldn't...that's why they're elements of harmony, see? It just wouldn't make a lick o' sense for em to turn.

 

She'd still be the same pony ta me...ah know she'd be mad...and probably mighty disappointed, but...nothin' ya can really do about rushin' cutie marks.

 

A erm...what?

 

She ain't ever comin' near me with a hairdryer. Ya hear me?

 

Again....the hay is a horn thingy?

 

Ah'd build a new one, ah guess.

 

would you eat a talking apple?

 

...

 

:huh:

 

...

 

...

 

Yep.

 

 

MOAR QUESTIONS!

What's your experience on trolling?

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http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN5IOF4bDR0

 

*snicker* Kay, it's a tad funny if ya do it...once in a while.

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