Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

What if you came across an apple too big for you to eat?

 

Well, ah'd try ta figger out how ah could grow Sweet Apple Acres' apples that darn big.

 

 

Grogar: You remind me of someone.

 

Eh?

 

 

Have you ever needed to fight to the death against somepony who threatened you or your friends?

 

If ah did, ah sure wouldn't be standing here ta tell the tale. Ah'm not a fighter, ah'm a worker.

 

 

Well howdy AJ! What's your reaction to Spiderjack?

 

By the way, don't take this too hard or nothing, but are you and Dash.........y'know........together?

 

Ah've seen weirder stuff, like Jappleack or whatever-it's-called. Not suprised.

 

And no. Really, ah've said this ten falutin times.

 

 

Applejack Darling, would you mind if I give you a little makeover?

And don't worry, I won't make anything too fancy. You will still look like a farm pony afterwards

 

*sigh*

 

Only if ya lay off the face powder. Ah nearly choked on that last time.

[Bright Honor 2,684]

Random but....hug? I has one? Please?

[WildCard 1,037]

*sigh*

 

Only if ya lay off the face powder. Ah nearly choked on that last time.

But it looks so....*cough* well if you insist, Applejack.

After all I hope I can make my makeovers enjoyable, even for somepony like you.

First I will have to get all this nasty dirt out of your coat.

*grabs a brush with magic and starts brushing AJ*

Oh dear, where in all of  Equestria have you been to get THIS dusty?

[WinterFreeze 23]

Hey AJ hows the new world in equestria girls the clouds move on there own animals live by there own and plants grow on there own

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

Hey, Applejack! I've got a couple of questions for you:

 

1. How much do you love your family and your friends?

 

2. How much money do you earn for your family every year?

 

3. Are you proud to be making enough money for your family?

 

4. I know you forgave your little sister Applebloom and her friends for the whole Gabby Gums incident, but did Big Macintosh? I'd like to know.

 

5. How did you feel when your little sister Applebloom left you on a branch after you were shrank by the Poison Joke?

 

6. Do you like to take baths? If so, why?

 

7. How bad did you and the others feel when Twilight was right about "Cadence" being evil?

[Aureity 3,055]

Random but....hug? I has one? Please?

 

 

But it looks so....*cough* well if you insist, Applejack.

After all I hope I can make my makeovers enjoyable, even for somepony like you.

First I will have to get all this nasty dirt out of your coat.

*grabs a brush with magic and starts brushing AJ*

Oh dear, where in all of  Equestria have you been to get THIS dusty?

 

Hey, cut that out...!

Ah work, that's all. It ain't easy keepin' clean when dust is blowin' in your face.

 

 

Hey AJ hows the new world in equestria girls the clouds move on there own animals live by there own and plants grow on there own

 

Ya mean like the Everfree? Ah think that's kinda, ya know, creepy.

 

 

Hey, Applejack! I've got a couple of questions for you:

 

1. How much do you love your family and your friends?

 

2. How much money do you earn for your family every year?

 

3. Are you proud to be making enough money for your family?

 

4. I know you forgave your little sister Applebloom and her friends for the whole Gabby Gums incident, but did Big Macintosh? I'd like to know.

 

5. How did you feel when your little sister Applebloom left you on a branch after you were shrank by the Poison Joke?

 

6. Do you like to take baths? If so, why?

 

7. How bad did you and the others feel when Twilight was right about "Cadence" being evil?

 

1) Words just plumb can't describe it. More 'n mah own life.

 

2) Ah can't tell ya that, pardner. D'pends on the harvest.

 

3) Course ah am? Knowin' you're part o' the reason everypony's fed really makes ya happy, don't it?

 

4) Yep. A lot more understandin' that ah thought he'd be.

 

5) Ah don't even wanna think about it. Ya know a spider came by when she was gone, and it was nearly as big as ah was...

 

6) Ah take em when ah need em. Otherwise, 's just a waste of time.

 

7) Not really bad s'mush as just ashamed we didn't take her more seriously.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Do you dance?

[WildCard 1,037]

Hey, cut that out...!

Ah work, that's all. It ain't easy keepin' clean when dust is blowin' in your face.

Well, at least NOW you are clean again, my dear Applejack. Maybe not as clean as I am, but your coat is looking soooo much better.*smiles brightly*

*takes out another brush for the mane and some waterspray*

Now please hold still for a second, I will groom your mane a bit.

*takes out the hairbands and takes off AJs hat. Then sprays water on her mane and starts brushing it*

 

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Can I work for you Applejack? 

 

I have hands so I think I can do a better job at harvesting apples than you.

[WinterFreeze 23]

Ya mean like the Everfree? Ah think that's kinda, ya know, creepy.

it is not that bad and it can be fun at times it is nice to see things like that

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Prince Blueblood: I need Your Help. Theres A Spider in my room

[DJShy 873]

Applejack, what is the cutest thing you think you ever did?

[Aureity 3,055]

Do you dance?

 

 

Not the high-classy, ya know, formal kind. But sure, ah like ta shake mah hooves every now 'n then.

 

 

Well, at least NOW you are clean again, my dear Applejack. Maybe not as clean as I am, but your coat is looking soooo much better.*smiles brightly*

*takes out another brush for the mane and some waterspray*

Now please hold still for a second, I will groom your mane a bit.

*takes out the hairbands and takes off AJs hat. Then sprays water on her mane and starts brushing it*

 

 

*groan* This gonna be over anytime soon? Ah got better things ta be workin' on.

 

Can I work for you Applejack? 

 

I have hands so I think I can do a better job at harvesting apples than you.

 

Whoa there, partner! Is that a challenge ah hear?

 

 

it is not that bad and it can be fun at times it is nice to see things like that

 

Maybe for you...ah'd have ta get used to it.

 

 

 

Prince Blueblood: I need Your Help. Theres A Spider in my room

 

Respectfully, yer, uhh, highness, ah ain't gonna travel all the way ta Canterlot just ta clean up on an eensie-bitsy spider.

Well...unless ya'd like ta buy some of our fine-quality apple produce?

 

 

Applejack, what is the cutest thing you think you ever did?

 

...err. Ah'll get back ta you on that. Ah have no idea.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Hey, did I ever tell you about that one time me and my buddy Spess went lawnmower jousting? Lawnmower cuts over 95% of his body! I didn't even run him over, he somehow fell under his own.

[WinterFreeze 23]

Maybe for you...ah'd have ta get used to it.

And i will help you

[DainbowRash 4]

 

 

 

...err. Ah'll get back ta you on that. Ah have no idea.

Of course, you exist.

That's cute enough for me.

-Random fanboy

[Aureity 3,055]

Hey, did I ever tell you about that one time me and my buddy Spess went lawnmower jousting? Lawnmower cuts over 95% of his body! I didn't even run him over, he somehow fell under his own.

 

...yeah, that don't sound so safe ta me, pardner. Ya really ought not ta do that.

 

 

And i will help you

 

Well, it ain't necessary, but ah guess ah appreciate it all the same.

 

 

Of course, you exist.

That's cute enough for me.

-Random fanboy

 

Hah, ya fanboys are all too sweet.

[soniccam1 242]

Any thoughts on the Equestrian winter games 2014?

[WinterFreeze 23]

Well, it ain't necessary, but ah guess ah appreciate it all the same.

 

Yay

[Aureity 3,055]

Any thoughts on the Equestrian winter games 2014?

 

Nah. Ah mean, maybe if Dash drags me ta watch the sprintin'...which shell probably do, now that ah think of it.

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

I know you and Big Mac had forgiven your little sister and her friends for the whole Gabby Gums incident, but are there any regrets on your part or Big Mac's part for giving them the cold shoulder when they got exposed?

[Beyonder 46]

How many trees would you guesstimate you've bucked before?

[Aureity 3,055]

I know you and Big Mac had forgiven your little sister and her friends for the whole Gabby Gums incident, but are there any regrets on your part or Big Mac's part for giving them the cold shoulder when they got exposed?

 

Ah wouldn't say so - they need ta learn their lesson good and well that spreadin' gossip around and nosin' into everypony's business ain't right.

 

 

 

How many trees would you guesstimate you've bucked before?

 

Well, if ah had a bit for every tree ah've bucked...

[Brainstorm 4,112]

Applejack,

How are you doing?

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

Ah wouldn't say so - they need ta learn their lesson good and well that spreadin' gossip around and nosin' into everypony's business ain't right.

I understand, but, no offense, but in my eyes, it looks too abusive and petty. Still, I'm glad you and Big Mac managed to forgive Applebloom and her friends. By the way, if I have offended you in any way, I apologize.