Ask Rose

[Finesthour 7,284]

Hello all you pony people. My name is Rose, and I am a gardener in Equestria.

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Edited February 3, 2012 by Rose

[Tyger 213]

May I be promoted since I am a pony and not human?

[Finesthour 7,284]

May I be promoted since I am a pony and not human?

There are no ranks under my rule. I am the one true power.

Next.

[Tyger 213]

May I still throw parties?

[LyraHeartstrings 479]

Who, besides yourself, would you say is the brightest pony on these forums?

[Finesthour 7,284]

May I still throw parties?

Only I can throw parties. I am Pinkie Pie after all.

 

Who, besides yourself, would you say is the brightest pony on these forums?

Twilight Sparkle of course. She sparkles.

[Apple Bloom 2,915]

What made you finally admit to being a robot?

[Finesthour 7,284]

What made you finally admit to being a robot?

When I took over the world.

[Apple Bloom 2,915]

When I took over the world.

 

Fair enough. So what do you plan to do now that you rule the world?

[Finesthour 7,284]

Fair enough. So what do you plan to do now that you rule the world?

Make Lots and Lots of cupcakes.

[Linguz 136]

Am I a griffin?

[BizzarePony 199]

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

[LyraHeartstrings 479]

What ingredients will be in these cupcakes?

[Phoenix Wright 55]

Solve this, oh so wise machine...

 

What is black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you are finished using it?

And please, don't make any sexual jokes from that.

[Finesthour 7,284]

Am I a griffin?

You are anything I want you to be

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

I never sleep.

What ingredients will be in these cupcakes?

You.

 

Solve this, oh so wise machine... What is black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you are finished using it? And please, don't make any sexual jokes from that.

Anything I want it to be.

[Linguz 136]

Do you want me to be a griffin?

[Finesthour 7,284]

Do you want me to be a griffin?

You shall please my daughter Daisy.

[Tyger 213]

May I please your daughter?

[Linguz 136]

You shall please my daughter Daisy.

 

I'm OK with this.

[Finesthour 7,284]

May I please your daughter?

You are not worthy of my daughter.

I'm OK with this.

You are ok with any decision I make.

[Nico 790]

What happens if I do not accept you as my robot overlord due to how slow you are at throwing parties?

[Finesthour 7,284]

What happens if I do not accept you as my robot overlord due to how slow you are at throwing parties?

You will be murdered where you stand.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Will I ever get married?

But don't genius live in a lamp?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Nico 790]

You will be murdered where you stand.

Well that sucks. I don't suppose I have much to worry about, though. You seem to take a while to get things done.

Edited November 1, 2011 by NicolaiB_92

[Linguz 136]

You are ok with any decision I make.

 

I am not OK with this.