FlareRunner 10 January 16, 2014 Share January 16, 2014 Post what you think the most cheesy joke you know is -FlareRunner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,274 January 16, 2014 Share January 16, 2014 Have you heard about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's alright now! 3 Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 January 16, 2014 Share January 16, 2014 Have you ever heard about a good Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? Put that cookie down! 1 Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 January 16, 2014 Share January 16, 2014 Ten puns walked into a bar, each hoping to be the one to walk out with the pretty girl in the corner. By the end of the night, no pun in ten did. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939 January 16, 2014 Share January 16, 2014 Alicorn Twilight 1 "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!" Solaire of Astora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanityNotIncluded 335 January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 Cannibal A: I can tell you I'm now a vegetarian! Cannibal B: But I just saw you eat that bloke over there Cannibal A: Well, he was a Swede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaweed 596 January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 Who's the most innocent US president? Abe Lincoln He was in-a-cent 1 MLPforums resident marksman. Mathlete/Badass MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Magician 494 January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Umm... That was terrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazitaco 596 January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 (edited) Oh my Cheesus, the jokes are grating to my ears! I'm gonna be forever provalone if I keep milking these cheese puns... Its not gouda.... Edited January 21, 2014 by crazitaco *Click the picture to join the Nega-Bronies!* "Every cloud has a silver lining" *except for the mushroom-shaped ones which have a lining of Caesium-127, Strontium-90 and other radioactive isotopes. My OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/krazie-taco-r3366 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 Man waks down a beach and sees a fin sticking out of the water. Frantic, he yells "SHARK!!" The shark pops his head out of the water and yells back, "WHAT?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673 January 22, 2014 Share January 22, 2014 Gather round, everyone for I am about to perform a magic trick. Here you will see me transform this can of pepsi into pepsi twist. Now watch as I do magic *twirls fingers over the pepsi can* *turns the can into an hourglass shape* There, a can of "pepsi twist" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fluffernutter 435 January 23, 2014 Share January 23, 2014 Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because, zeta eta theta. Have an anti-joke as a bonus Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because, they're dead 2 click here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlutterShiny 19 January 25, 2014 Share January 25, 2014 A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,498 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks, how's life? The dog says, "ruff". Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CawsOfDestruction 26 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 An Earth Pony walks into a bar. A Pegasus flies over it. A Unicorn moves the bar out of the way. 2 ナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナ BATMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonexistant 23 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 -What do you call a cow who loves coffee? Calf-fiend! -What do you call a pessimistic antelope? A CAN'Telope! -Two muffins are in a toaster oven. One muffin says, "man, it sure is getting hot in here," the other muffin says, "what are we doing in a toaster?" Yep, came up with all those myself. Nothing to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megas 27,865 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 (edited) I didn't know this thread existed so I might as well post it here What do you call a comedian who works at Wall Street? A laughingstock Edited February 18, 2014 by Megas75 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 Don't have sex on an elevator. It's wrong on so many levels.. * Bu dum tss * He who stands on toilet gets high on pot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner. Why was the scarecrow promoted? It was out standing in its field. What is a lawyer's favorite dessert? Tort, Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Master~ Button Mash 2,307 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 Why can't you keep a secret in a corn field? Too many ears. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…no Follow me on Tumblr! http://stratosthestallion.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CawsOfDestruction 26 February 20, 2014 Share February 20, 2014 (edited) What happened when the fruit died? It was berried. Yeah, this really works best with a New York accent. Edited February 20, 2014 by CawsOfDestruction ナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナ BATMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 February 20, 2014 Share February 20, 2014 What's the deal with airline food? Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moved to Elsewhere 11,331 February 20, 2014 Share February 20, 2014 Fine I'll post something cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 February 28, 2014 Share February 28, 2014 Did you hear the joke about Wisconsin? It coulda been cheddar. My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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