The person above you is eating your food w/o your permission. What do you do?

[XxConfusedUnicornxX 834]

Just as the title says guys!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

IDK but FIRST POSTER! U JELLY?

[Malinter 3,064]

we have the same tastes, we'll get on just fine. XD

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Who you talkin' to, Malinter?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Nobody eats my food.

 

YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*eats Shinra's cupcake and flies away*

[Malinter 3,064]

*nom's Red Pegesus' cake* yummy

[Sana 279]

Judging by your avatar's face, you clearly dislike my food. So, GIVE IT BACK. I don't care if you swallowed it.

 

Looks like I ninja'd

Edited February 23, 2014 by Warm Regards

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No, no, Malinter, I already ate the whole thing.

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

So... a Red Pegasus took my food *pulls out sniper rifle*.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*chops off own wings and dyes coat blue and mane and tail pink*

[NotInUse 64]

Oh, you can eat it   generosity  

[Moonbacon 384]

*stabs*

 

u no eat meh fewd or u troublei n

[NotInUse 64]

 

 

u no eat meh fewd or u troublei n

 

But I'm just so hungry for some chicken  

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*reverts back to original form*

 

I wonder who Moonlight is stabbing...

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Prepare to feel the wrath of the duck empire!

 

*Points huge duck laser cannon at you*

 

Nopony eats my shit.

[Moonbacon 384]

*stabs*

 

oh wait i ate your food haha.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Enough with the stabbing! I have a plushification gun and I'm not afraid to use it!

[Moonbacon 384]

oi y u eat me lunch u get destroy noa

[Lightwing 12,980]

YOU DARE TL EAT MY BREAKFAST???

 

 

:ANGRY:

[Totally Ducklett 181]

*hisses*

 

IF EVERYPONY KEEPS EATING MY DUCKING FOOD, I'M GOING TO CALL DOWN THE D.S.L.D.S.! (Duck Space Laser Death Satellite)

 

AND NO STABZ! I'm wearing knife dissolving armor! If you stab me, your knife will dissolve into NOTHING!

Edited February 23, 2014 by Ducksquack

[Moonbacon 384]

well you ate my food that means i'm going to have fried duck for lunch.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Mmm, fried chicken!

 

*calls down the D.S.L.D.S.*

[Moonbacon 384]

you can't cook phoenixes man 

 

also y u eat me cupcake

[Totally Ducklett 181]

I've heard phoenixes taste like chicken...

 

And I'm Ducksquack. Of course I can cook you.