mega thread Answer the question above you.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Because your ear is a sadistic bully who takes pleasure in hurting other ponies, both vocally and physically.

 

 

What made the red man red?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Oh, so that's where my tomato went.

 

Why am I still up?  I should be in bed.

[Snowdream 221]

coz its the weekend.

 

am i going to stay up to 2:00am to watch ponies live?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

No, you're going to stay up to 2:00am to watch ponies die.
 

How evil am I to even suggest the idea of ponies dying?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

not as evil as you may think

should i commit harakiri?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

I don't know what it is, but it sounds fun, go for it!

 

How is 42 the meaning of life?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Because....Science!

 

 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Wingnut 6,994]

It takes me at least a dozen walkbys.  ;P

 

How do I trim my cats' nails without them scratching me?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Put them upside down in a full sink so that they don't ball up, make sure you have a good grip on the leg and start trimming.

 

Where does breath mint factory come from

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Your avatar.

 

Why do all my plaid pants keep getting holes in the front?

[Snowdream 221]

To much clopping

 

Should I get out of bed?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Nah....well....you will probably have to get up to go to the bathroom.....

 

Would you like to have a GLaDOS as a computer?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

no she would irritate me

do you want a pizza pie?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Sure, let me go make one real quick.

 

You want anchovies on that pizza?

Edited February 9, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[Betez 1,734]

Hells to the no.

 

Calamari on pizza?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

If it's fried calamari.

 

Would you eat anything if it were fried?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

yes. im american after all

are the forums dying?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No, season 3 is just putting it into depression.

 

Is Mr. Dash willing to share the pizza pie?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

No, he's selfish

 

What is the most satisfying way to destroy a router?

[Yes-Man 597]

Kill it with fire.

 

What do you think of this song?

 

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc71RCAyLS1M

[Doctor Shuu 797]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Moon banishment or death sentence?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Moon banishment. I hear it's made of cheese.

 

Am I really a selfish person?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Nope! You're a SHELLFISH!

Is the moon made of cheese?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Wallace and Gromit seem to think so.

 

Which is better? An Orange, or a trampoline?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

A trampoline.

 

Do you have a nickname for Twilight?