mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Sunglasses. Cider. Party hat. Douchey expression. Hand in a muffin bag reaching for a condom.

 

What happened to my stomach? (Celestia help me if you tell me I ate too much or somethings devouring it I'll have anonymous kill you and your family)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Diarrhea.

How much chug could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug chug?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You can't chug a verb, so therefore a sea slug couldn't chug chug even if it could chug chug. DUH.

 

Why is tombstone's voice so awesome?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Because he is an angel in disguise

Is it summer yet?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WHERE?

SHOULD I ALWAYS USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Only if you wear a bandana.

 

Why is there a question mark at the end of this sentence?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

IT'S NOT.

WHERE CAN I FIND A BANDANA?

Edited February 10, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You don't, the bandana finds you.

 

Why does your hair smell like beer? Derpy, have you been hanging out with that Muffin Thief plothole again?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Hiccup* No... *Hiccup*

WHY U CALL ME PLOTHOLE?!?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because all that cider makes you want to touch mine. 

[AetherRose 3]

Why you no ask a question?

Edited February 10, 2013 by AetherRose

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Because he didn't want to.

 

 

Why did he not want to?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because he got excited about making a sexual remark and forgot to.

 

Where does cider come from?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

From the place where cider comes from

 

Where am I?

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Here

 

Where is my turtle?

[An Old Head 4,816]

Someone stepped on it in asdfmovie6 and it blew up.

 

Why hasn't Pinkie Pie had a song in Season 3?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Random legal crap.

Should I change my avatar back?

Edited February 10, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No. If you do, I will take a fucking statue of trixie and ram it so far up your ass that it creates a portal to equestria that all ponies go through. Several unicorns will go through the portal and proceed to rip your bowels apart, while I walk through the portal and enjoy my life in Equestria while you stay in this hell hole earth and live in shame for your previous avatar.

 

Anybody got a statue of trixie?

[Mephala 2,633]

Yes, but it's made out of butter and resides in my freezer. You can't have it, sorry.

 

You?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No.

 

Anybody get Ganaram's bandsaw out of his leg yet? It might get infectious soon...

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

i ain't gonna touch that

where can i find the saddest brony song?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Tube-You. Try some of the Lunar Republic marches.

Why does Leatherbehlt wanna live in my ass?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Blame King Sombersos.

 

Why is my circadian rhythm all messed up?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Because I have no clue what a circadian rhythm is

 

Why did muffin thief change his profile pic?!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

So nopony would be able to pick him from a lineup.

 

How many pounds of c4 would it take to destroy the Rainbow factory (evil version)?