mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Krystal 1,468]

If they ask kindly.

 

What happens if I press this button?

[D1SC0RD 987]

Depends on what button you are pressing, haha.

 

Why do I have so much difficulty when it comes to folding long-sleeved shirts?

[Nothing392 61]

Because folding clothes is impossible

 

 

What is the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Edited July 4, 2012 by matau

[Silverhoof 2,844]

If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand the answer. For your own good, I'll keep it under my hat.

 

Who will let Discord out next time?

Edited July 4, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Page Turner 607]

I don't know, nor do i care.

 

why should I care?

[Shadow Chaser 633]

Edit: Argh! Beat me to it.

I don't know, nor do i care.

 

why should I care?

 

Because if you don't care who else will!?

 

How many seasons do you think mlp will last?

Edited July 4, 2012 by Shadow Chaser

[Krystal 1,468]

Over 9000!

 

Why are there no good shows on TV right now besides ponies?

[Guest]

Because it is a big corporate scheme to brainwash us with countless shows about cajuns, pawnshops, loggers, and fishermen until we are easy to turn into slaves.

 

Why don't american's wear kilts?

[Magicon 468]

Because we can't do it right.

 

Why are Canadians fun to pick on?

[Sky 746]

There not.

 

Is the answer to this question negative?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

The answer is a statement, indicating neither the affirmative or the negative.

 

Why so many riddles?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Because riddles are fun.

 

What should I do today?

[Krystal 1,468]

Buy as many fireworks as you can, point them at your neighbor's house, and light them off.

 

Why couldn't I think of a question to type here?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Because you lack imagination.

 

Which mane cast pony would be the best at the charleston dance?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Pinkie is the best dancer.

 

Why do gals drag their dates to chick flicks knowing that we would rather poke our eyes out with sharp sticks?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

iDunno... I'd think I'd rather endure that... On a full bladder.

 

What's that like? (Flicking baby chickens, not filling a muscular bag...)

[Jadefire 2,797]

Because females are evil. It's like crushing a human skull with your bare hands.

 

What is the meaning of life, other than 42?

Edited July 5, 2012 by Jadefire

[Nilkad_Naqadah 144]

24.

 

Is it possible for a being to exist in five dimensions, thus perceiving and existing in every possible point in time and space simultaneously?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You'd have to be rotated in such a funny so that in you'd look like a plane or a line or a point to everypony else living in Spaceland...

 

Anypony read Edwin Abbott's stuff?

[Mr. Bojangles 52]

 

Pokemon or Digimon?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Pokemon makes for better eating (and there is no limit on how many you can bag.)

 

What else would you serve with roast Pikachu?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

NO!!!

 

Why would you say that?!!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Why would you say that?!!

Because there is room on this green earth for all of God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.

 

What else would you serve with roast Pikachu? a fine wine? broccoli and cheese sauce?

Edited July 6, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Jadefire 2,797]

I'm partial to mashed potatoes with brown gravy.

 

Would you consider eating spotted owl if you could?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

... Maybe...

 

And because this constitutes as a question, WYR be electrocuted by a Pikachu or an Azula?