Question the Questioner.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-06-23 at 6:05 PM, Wolf General Alpha said:

What if I bought it during the Cold War by the United States of America and flew over the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics?

In short: Would I get shot down if I buy it from the US during the Cold War and flew over the Soviet Union.

Yes

[Hyperhooves 872]

Question-What would I need to bring with me, if I was coming to see you and staying for a long time.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Do you have the anti-life equation?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-06-27 at 12:53 PM, Hyperhooves said:

Question-What would I need to bring with me, if I was coming to see you and staying for a long time.

Anything you like.

 

 

  On 2014-06-30 at 6:15 AM, Darkseid said:

Do you have the anti-life equation?

I am the anti-life equation.

[DragonAria 314]

What do you think of my new avatar? (lol still searching for difficult questions you know)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-06-30 at 9:45 AM, PonyDragon00 said:

What do you think of my new avatar? (lol still searching for difficult questions you know)

Needs more Skyrim.

[ZukoIsBestPony 561]

Silence will fall when the question is asked.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

needs moar slackware... right?

Edited June 30, 2014 by CMQuickfireTK

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-06-30 at 5:01 PM, HarmoniousWhovian said:

Silence will fall when the question is asked.

A better translation would be "Silence must fall".

 

  On 2014-06-30 at 5:03 PM, CMQuickfireTK said:

needs moar slackware... right?

Yah

[DragonAria 314]

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? (lol)

If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he
can't find himself?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

If Barbie is so popular....then why do you have to buy her friends?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you
strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

What happens if you get scared to death....twice?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Why is the blackboard sometimes green?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

 

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I found/made moooooore!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-02 at 7:02 PM, PonyDragon00 said:

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

 

When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? (lol)

 

If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he

can't find himself?

 

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

 

If Barbie is so popular....then why do you have to buy her friends?

 

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you

strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

 

What happens if you get scared to death....twice?

 

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

 

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

 

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

 

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

 

Why is the blackboard sometimes green?

 

How do you throw away a garbage can?

 

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I found/made moooooore!!!

They count androids.

 

Red, as they get angry and smurf you.

 

Nope.

 

Depends.

 

Because you are a fool that does not get everything right first time.

 

Dunno

 

A very annoyed cat.

 

Nothing.

 

Nothing. You have already broken the laws of physics.

 

Camera

 

No.

 

No

 

No. They would not cover the area they live in.

 

Because.

 

Get a bigger garbage can. Or a skip.

 

Because humans are retarded.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Emacs or Vim?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-02 at 11:10 PM, CMQuickfireTK said:

Emacs or Vim?

Neither.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

 

  On 2014-07-03 at 12:26 AM, Dread Pirate said:

Neither.

 

 

which one would you learn first then? assuming nano didn't exist?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Whats so dreadful about the Dreadful Pirate? Have you ever "unleashed the kraken?"

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Why is it that you haven't made more topics on the forums?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-16 at 1:08 PM, Minister KelGrym said:

Why is it that you haven't made more topics on the forums?

Not often I feel the need.

 

 

  On 2014-07-03 at 2:58 AM, CMQuickfireTK said:

   

 

which one would you learn first then? assuming nano didn't exist?

Neither.

 

  On 2014-07-06 at 12:02 PM, Silverhoof said:

Whats so dreadful about the Dreadful Pirate? Have you ever "unleashed the kraken?"

 

You don't want to know, and yes.

Edited July 16, 2014 by LumberjackQuestioner

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

How do you feel about online weddings? Want me to arrange one for you?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-17 at 12:59 PM, Minister KelGrym said:

How do you feel about online weddings? Want me to arrange one for you?

Depends on whom it is with.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

  On 2014-07-17 at 1:00 PM, LumberjackQuestioner said:

Depends on whom it is with.

 

happyhooves?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-17 at 1:01 PM, Minister KelGrym said:

happyhooves?

You can do that?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

  On 2014-07-17 at 1:03 PM, LumberjackQuestioner said:

You can do that?

 

Legally, the wedding wouldn't be binding, as it would be done online and would only count as a wedding rehearsal.

 

However, I am a legally ordained minister, irl, so it would be the closest thing you could get to, online.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-17 at 1:06 PM, Minister KelGrym said:

Legally, the wedding wouldn't be binding, as it would be done online and would only count as a wedding rehearsal.

 

However, I am a legally ordained minister, irl, so it would be the closest thing you could get to, online.

I don't see why not then, if she wants to.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

  On 2014-07-17 at 1:08 PM, LumberjackQuestioner said:

I don't see why not then, if she wants to.

 

She actually contacted me before mentioning it, but never got back to me about it. I was wondering what happened.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

  On 2014-07-17 at 1:09 PM, Minister KelGrym said:

She actually contacted me before mentioning it, but never got back to me about it. I was wondering what happened.

Dunno.