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You find out you are going to father offspring with your marefriend (What now?)


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Step 1: Leave her ass.
Step 2: Never pay child support.
Step 3: Drive off into the sunset. That's where they hid the portal home. Foolishly, they think if they hide it there, no one can reach it. They've never met me...
Step 4: ????
Step 5: PROFIT.

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Well, the first thing to do is to have a conversation with her. The important thing is to establish a dialogue in regards to how to handle this situation.

 

Is it a foal we can raise? Then we will do our utmost to ensure that he/she will be raised to the best of our abilities. I would, of course, father him/her.

 

Can we not raise it? Then adoption would be best for all parties involved.

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I'd immediately go into a violent rage in an attempt to hunt down whoever strapped me into that mind altering machine from Total Recall. Failing that, I'd try to be the best father I can be and raise the child to value truth, justice, and the American way.

 

And please, people, let's refer to the child as a child and not an "offspring." He/she will already be confused about its personal identity without us talking about it like it's something we found hiding behind the cabinet in the genetic research lab.

 

 

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How could you even ask this question?  If you were in a relationship with Celestia, even going behind her back to see if there was magic used is a "really?" question.

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There are two possible ways this could go

 

way #1: if the hybrid was a centaur 

 

 

 

I would raise the child to be a completely bonafied bad ass eventually ending up something like this

 

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way #2: if the hybrid had two pony legs with human upper body

 

 

 

 

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Pray to God that Sweetie Belle would make a good mother.... Or be happy that my mare friend is fluttershy, Because I wouldn't know who it would be. Also get married as it's the responsible thing to do. Oh and being the result of a broken "rubber baby stopper" irl and actually being put up for adoption when I was born, I would send the manufacture a notice so history doesn't repeat itself and make a little nightmare.

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:okiedokielokie: I don't know. I'm more freaked out with the part of the scenario where I'm suddenly a guy and have done x-rated things with a pony.  

 

I suppose I would stay because I wouldn't want to hurt my marefriend or my child. I don't think I'd make a very good father. I don't relate well to people. But since it would be half pony maybe that would be better? I really like animals. Though never met one that could talk so that might be the thing I have a real problem with.

 

Oh, I suppose if I were to have a child with a pony I would want it to be with Sunset Shimmer. 

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Hmm this is interesting.... I think it would be a little weird for me because I don't think I'd "do it" with Sunset in her pony form but.... I'd totally raise the mutant kid and stay with her in Equestria forever haha :D

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First off:okay then...wait what, yes! Time to decorate a new room for the baby.

Secondly:find out what gender they would be


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I wouldn't want anything like this to happen. This scenario... why? :eww:  I rather go through torture or something. But if I had to.. (forcefully go through this :unamused: ) then I guess I'll try to be a good father and husband  :kindness: . As well as a ruler? :confused:  Hmm. I suppose that means I leave everyone from this world to be apart of this which I would not like at all.  But my morals will make me stay as I wouldn't leave any child behind, or my lover? (Bleh the images in my head are awful) :scoots:  

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