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# 178: Dress up in priest and nun outfits, start handing out pamphlets to people,  saying they will help you discover the secret to the everlasting love of god, but in reality you're just handing them take out menus for a Chinese buffet in another state.

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Run through the cereal isle screaming ''WHERE ARE ME LUCKY CHARMS?!" in a thick Irish accent.
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180: Dress up like the lucky charm leprechaun, dump all the lucky charms into a cart, and run around the store yelling "they're after me lucky charms!" 

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182. Pick up random non-packaged pony items in the pony aisle, use anything available to tie them to yourself (e.g. a pony plushie to your arm) and walk around the entire store that way munching on potato chips.

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184: Dump food all over the store, and release one thousand squirrels and see what section they go for. Claim it is for science.

 

185: Put said squirrels in hampster balls and see how they solve the problem of not being able to reach their food.

 

186: Tell the president that the experiment failed and he needs to come clean up the food and squirrel covered wal-mart.

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take one of the Display phones and pretend you are calling a sex hot line.

Low tone voice and looking around to see if someone walks past and when they do, say something really disturbing...

 

(Note I've acturaly done this, got kicked out of the place and banned from entering for a week. :3 )

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A samurai pyromancer? That's a bit overpowered.

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191. Using a sharpie, discreetly add subtle lines to random barcodes do that the items won't scan. Bonus points if you also cover one or two of the numbers on the code, as well as the price if it is visible.

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192: Run around the corner and then when you run past someone, hurriedly say, "Run! It's coming!" then keep running.

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196: Monty Python's "Ministry of Silly Walks" ( Basically  shop normally, while walking like or similar to such)

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197. sneak in at midnight unscrew all the fire alarms in a way that will cause them to shatter when they go off and start a large fire at 1:00 in the afternoon and GTFO.

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199. Grab a random item/ some random items, find an unsuspecting person, run by them and throw the item/items in your hands in their cart (preferably jump when you go to throw the item or items in their cart).

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