T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Jadefire 2,798]

ROYAL CANTERLOCK IS BEST TYPING.

 

TPAFM AGREES

[Motion Spark 7,807]

no...actually you and Ganaram undertands to each other very well @_@

 

TPAM is crazeeh

[Jadefire 2,798]

Probably.

 

TPAfM remembers when, they remember they remember when they lost their mind.

 

Alternatively, they know what song I was just referencing.

Edited September 22, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Did you know that the Guinness World Record holder for the world's fastest typist used a Dvorak keyboard? That's 150+ words per minute on a non-Qwerty keyboard. If you attempt that on a Qwerty or a Tnwmlc, you will literally break your fingers.

 

Yes, I'm that crazy.

 

TNPTP agrees.

Edited September 22, 2012 by 10C A2 Sorceror

[Jadefire 2,798]

Yep, you're pretty crazy all right.

 

TPAfM is made of pudding.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

hmn nope

 

TPAM can't wait

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Can't wait for what?

 

If it's that bathroom, that really can't wait!!! If it's the bus,... Ehh... If it's an interview,... Blegh... If it's a cake in the oven, you really need to let it be.

 

TNPTP can imagine somepony in those situations.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Yes. All at once. It's a rather strange mental image, I'll give you that.

 

TPAM sits at the back of the class.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I'm normally somewhere close to the front. That way I can hear better.

 

TPAM doesn't need sleep.

[Starshine 16,335]

Give me a glass of pure caffeine and I will show you the real meaning of sleepless

 

TPAM hates black coffee

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I love it. I seriously love it.

 

TPAM has some nerdy skill they're proud of.

[Starshine 16,335]

I can memorize every item, every heroes, every skill, every creep stats in DotA.

That means something, right...

 

TPAM also has some nerdy skills that s/he's proud of

[zoruapwns 100]

If being able to read upside-down is a nerdy talent then yeah

 

TPAM Works at a pet store in mexico.

[Jadefire 2,798]

lolno

 

TPAfM has a job.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

If you count making small money off of YouTube videos... Yeah.

Otherwise, nope...

 

TPAM is old fashioned.

Edited September 22, 2012 by JayBee

[Dr_Waveband 745]

What dost thou speak of?

 

TPAM reads other people's status updates.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Only the most recent ones... I don't purposefully go looking for status updates...

 

TPAM thinks I'm lying.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I had the strangest dream last night: My brother driving better than me. Lies.

 

And I can't tell if you're lying at all.

 

TNPTP has weird dreams.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

My dreams tend to be remarkably mundane and uninteresting. It's pretty annoying.

 

TPAM would buy crazy in a can if such a product existed.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Duh! And I'd eat the whole thing!

 

TPAM is disgusted to find out I devoured the entire contents of a can of pitted olives once... Ate all the olives AND drank the water they were in.

Edited September 22, 2012 by Nightfall

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I don't olives, so...

 

TNPTP hates waking up with a full bladder... And falling back asleep.

[Jadefire 2,798]

I don't usually fall back asleep.

 

Though I'm glad I don't just stay asleep anymore. x3

 

 

 

TPAfM thought that was too much information

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Not really...

 

TNPTP will sh!t bricks after finding out the note count for the following is at 1.45 million.

 

 

[Key Gear 6,664]

TPAM may or may not be me.

[Jadefire 2,798]

It's me.

 

TPAfM is not me.