T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

2 Chains off the wall swag, brah.

 

TPAM blasts their music for the world to hear every opportunity they get.

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Fuck yea! 

 

TPAM has problems going to the bathroom.

[stainesbrony 219]

No.

 

 

 

 

TPAM has played Professor Layton.

[Vexxy 134]

Yup :3 

And has used way too many online guides for it... π-π

 

 

The pony after me likes Doritos..?

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Eeyup

 

TPAM ams dildos.

[Vexxy 134]

No, I don't 'ams' dildos.

 

The pony after me is the one that killed Colonel Custard with the bagel in the hair salon..?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

 

 

TPAM likes Dubstep more than their own parents

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False, i actually really do not like Dubstep.

 

TPAM Feels bad for Poppy, the least popular yordle. (You wont understand unless you play LoL)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Poppy unpopular?

 

Better nerf Irelia.

 

TPAM loves playing with Nerf blasters.

[DND 2,355]

More like I'm the victim of getting hit with more than darts from Nerf blasters...

 

TPBM has grown character from older sibling bullying or annoyances.

Edited May 13, 2013 by IncognitoKiwoy

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Negative

 

TPAM would rather have a billion dollars than go to Equestria. 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

There are trillions and trillions of dollars in the world...

 

But only one Equestria. That's a negatory, I'd rather go to Equestria!

 

TPAM is off apples forever.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

I like apples. They are good for keeping the pedophiles away

 

TPAM cuts themselves alot 

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Hey, that was only a one time thing.

 

TPAM likes to fap to fat people.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False, just not my taste personally.

 

TPAM loved to do things like "Bloody Mary" as a kid.

[just ignore me 86]

false i was horrified of everything as a child. I would never have done that

 

TPAM likes to be incharge

[Steel Crescent 841]

Yes.

 

TPAM is a huge Trixie fan.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

WHO TOLD YOU!?

T.P.A.M breaks the law by ripping the tags of mattresses.

[Steel Crescent 841]

 

TPAM Thinks Luna is sexy.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

 

TPAM writes saucy lesbain fanfiction in their spare time.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Nope I write saucy spicy lesbian fan fiction with mexican voice actresses

T.P.A.M Megustas in real life.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I punch megustas in real life.

 

TPAM loves to read spam mail.

[Steel Crescent 841]

no.

 

TPAM has killed the Enderdragon.

[CamRad18 337]

What you speak of is impossible, the stuff of legends...

 

 

TPAM has "Smile, smile, smile" stuck in their head.

[Gay Bird 421]

NOOOOOOO! Now it is and it's going to bug me all day

 

TPAM is using a laptop to post.