T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

true 

 

tpam has a neck beard 

[breezy00 30]

false I'm a girl why would i have a neck beard

 

TPAM is a girl also

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Nope.

 

TPAM has not played Tropico 4.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

[sarcasm on] Oh no, you revealed my darkest secret... ahhhh, I should panic immediately... /sarcasm off

 

TPAM is generally a calm person.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yes.

 

TPAM is bored.

[\/ 651]

eyup.

 

TPAM will make a post about TPAT (The Pony After Them), or any other subject.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yes.

 

TPAM had a sandwich today.

[\/ 651]

false. I had egg rolls, bagels, and eggs. I also had a Hood Harvey Bar.

 

TPAM thinks Harvey Bars are the same as Klondike Bars.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

False, because Harvey Bars are Harvey Bars and Klondike Bars are Klondike Bars. 

 

TPAM listens to dubstep.

[\/ 651]

Yes, and no. I've heard dubstep, but I don't constantly listen to it.

 

TPAM wants scootaloo as a pet/friend

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

As a friend.

 

TPAM would rather be in Equestria than Earth.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Sure. Sounds fun.

 

TPAM would let me buy him a drink at the local Ponyville watering hole.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Sure.

 

Would TPAM rather be in a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Robot...they smell nicer.

 

TPAM  is an outgoing guy, quick to make friends.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Stop spying on me!

 

TPAM has an interest in programming.

[fimdash 1,196]

Yeah, somewhat. I'm trying my hand at it right now in college. I've always liked computers so I thought I'd give it a shot.

 

TPAM is a fan of Arby 'n' the Chief

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Nope.

 

TPAM is a member of my nonexistent fan club.

[Keylise<3 488]

Mmmmmaybe

 

TPAM is from Europe.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

No.

 

TPAM is American.

[Keylise<3 488]

Nope.

 

TPAM's username does not start with an M

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

True.

 

TPAM is not ÷Zero.

[Keylise<3 488]

True.

 

TPAM is a member on mlpforums.

Edited July 25, 2013 by Keylise<3

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

True.

 

TPAM is a tiny little pebble.

[repsol rave 2,963]

how did you know?

 

TPAM knows about that game, and has therefore just lost it and must perform the recuired actions

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Nope.

 

TPAM will never will get naked in my shower.